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The Must Islamic Knowledge of Health and Hygiene for Muslims

Note: This article is a satire

Use of western knowledge is kufr (blasphemy) and its parishioners are apostates and infidels. Only Islamic knowledge of health and hygiene must be used in daily life because Allah has already given that information through Prophet Mohammed for a reason.  In Quran he said so many times that he is your role model. Ignoring his sayings is ignoring  your deen (religion) punishable with hellfire 

The following information is presented for the good health of Muslim umma (believers). 

Avoid Sicknesses By Clean Islamic Habits

HOW TO CLEAN YOURSELF AFTER DEFECATING, THE ISLAMIC WAY 

Apostle of God used to clean himself after defecation using only odd number of stones. That is the sunna (examples set by Muhammad).  Muslims living in U.S. can go to Home Depot and buy a bag of gravel for this purpose (the used gravel can be good landscaping material). 
 
Bukhari Volume 1, Book 4, Number 163:
Narrated Abu Huraira:
Allah's Apostle said, " whoever cleans his private parts with stones should do so with odd numbers. And whoever wakes up from his sleep should wash his hands before putting them in the water for ablution, because nobody knows where his hands were during sleep."


NEVER USE BONES OR ANIMAL DUNG AFTER DEFECATING  
Jinns love to eat bones and dried animal dung.  They don't appreciate the contamination of their favourite delicacy with fecal matter and can pounce on the next guy they find sitting and defecating.

Bukhari Volume 5, Book 58, Number 200:
Narrated Abu Huraira:
That once he was in the, company of the Prophet carrying a water pot for his ablution and for cleaning his private parts. While he was following him carrying it (i.e. the pot), The Prophet said, "Bring me stones in order to clean my private parts, and do not bring any bones or animal dung."

"What about the bone and the animal dung?" He said, "They are of the food of Jinns. The delegate of Jinns of (the city of) Nasibin came to me--and how nice those Jinns were--and asked me for the remains of the human food. I invoked Allah for them that they would never pass by a bone or animal dung but find food on them."  


HOW TO URINATE  
You must keep your right hand clean to hold Quran. 

Bukhari Volume 1, Book 4, Number 156:
Narrated Abu Qatada:
The Prophet said, "Whenever anyone of you urinates he should not hold his penis or clean his private parts with his right hand. 


WASH YOUR NOSE FROM INSIDE IN THE MORNING  
In the morning wash your nose from inside as Satan urinates and defecates inside while spending the night there. Otherwise you will have runny nose all day besides possible nose infections.

Volume 4, Book 54, Number 516:
Narrated Abu Huraira:
The Prophet said, "If anyone of you rouses from sleep and performs the ablution, he should wash his nose by putting water in it and then blowing it out thrice, because Satan has stayed in the upper part of his nose all the night."


WASH YOUR EARS FROM INSIDE IF YOU WAKE UP LATE
If you wake up late in the morning and miss the fajr prayer, Satan who spends the night in your nose walks out and urinates in your ears. It results in ear infection.

Bukhari Volume 2, Book 21, Number 245:
Narrated 'Abdullah :
A person was mentioned before the Prophet (p.b.u.h) and he was told that he had kept on sleeping till morning and had not got up for the prayer. The Prophet said, "Satan urinated in is ears."

Bukhari Volume 4, Book 54, Number 492:
Narrated 'Abdullah:
It was mentioned before the Prophet that there was a man who slept the night till morning (after sunrise). The Prophet said, "He is a man in whose ears (or ear) Satan had urinated."
 

OTHER GOOD HABBITS FOR GOOD HEALTH  
Tabari II:99
"Abraham was tested with ten Islamic practices: rinsing the mouth, cleansing nostrils with water, trimming the mustache, using a toothstick, plucking the armpit (ouch), paring nails, washing finger joints, circumcision, shaving pubic hair, and washing the rear and vulva."


WOMEN MUST BE SHAVED  

A shaved woman makes a tired husband after a long journey very happy.  

Bukhari Volume 7, Book 62, Number 173:
Narrated Jabir bin 'Abdullah:
The Prophet said, "If you enter (your town) at night (after coming from a journey), do not enter upon your family till the woman whose husband was absent (from the house) shaves her pubic hair ."  


WOMEN MUST BE CIRCUMCISED  

Circumcision keeps a woman from doing hanky panky thus protecting her from hellfire. 

Sunan Abu Dawud Book 41, Number 5251:
Narrated Umm Atiyyah al-Ansariyyah:
A woman used to perform circumcision in Medina . The Prophet (peace_be_upon_him) said to her: Do not cut severely as that is better for a woman and more desirable for a husband.

 

MENSTRUATION IS ILLNESS WHICH CAN BE CURED BY FONDLING
Menstruation is a sickness suffered by all women.  Prophet used to cure his wives of this illness by fondling. 

Q 002.222: They question thee (O Muhammad) concerning menstruation. Say: It is an illness., 

Bukhari Volume 7, Book 71, Number 646:
Narrated 'Aisha:
The Prophet used to treat some of his wives by passing his right hand over the place of illness.

Bukhari Volume 1, Book 6, Number 298:
Narrated 'Aisha:
The Prophet and I used to take a bath from a single pot while we were Junub. During the menses, he used to order me to put on an Izar (dress worn below the waist) and used to fondle me.

Volume 1, Book 6, Number 299:
Narrated 'Abdur-Rahman bin Al-Aswad:
(on the authority of his father) 'Aisha said: "Whenever Allah's Apostle wanted to fondle anyone of us during her periods (menses), he used to order her to put on an Izar and start fondling her." 'Aisha added, "None of you could control his sexual desires as the Prophet could."

Bukhari Volume 1, Book 6, Number 300:
Narrated Maimuna:
When ever Allah's Apostle wanted to fondle any of his wives during the periods (menses), he used to ask her to wear an Izar.


THE FLOOR WHERE YOU PROSTRATE MUST BE FREE OF URINE 
During prophet time, dogs used to come and urinate in the mosque all the time. Prophet was so sick and tired that he ordered all dogs of Madina killed.

Bukhari Volume 1, Book 4, Number 174:
Narrated Abu Huraira:
Hamza bin 'Abdullah narrated: My father said. "During the lifetime of Allah's Apostle, the dogs used to urinate, and pass through the mosques (come and go)."

Bukhari volume 4, Book 54, Number 540:
Narrated 'Abdullah bin 'Umar:
Allah's Apostle ordered that the dogs should be killed.


NOISY AND SMELLY FARTS MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH AND   BREAK THE PRAYERS  

Every time prayer breaks you have to go and make a new wudu. It is really irritating when an imam has to break prayers and go for a new wudu. It is best imams stay away from beans. 

Bukhari Volume 1, Book 4, Number 137:
narrated Abu Huraira:
Allah's Apostle said, "The prayer of a person breaks by passing of wind from the anus."

Once, after beans were served in walima feast at prophet's house the isha prayer took two hours because prophet and all namazis were preaking prayer and making wudu repeatedly.

Disruption was also caused by  the namazis  laughing out loud every time  some one farted. Prophet had to turn around and stop them.

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Prophet advised in regard to people laughing at other's passing wind from anus and said: 'You laugh at that which you yourself do.'"
 

LITTLE FARTS (SILENT AND NON SMELLY) DON'T BREAK PRAYERS
Bukhari Volume 1, Book 4, Number 139:
Narrated 'Abbas bin Tamim:
My uncle asked Allah's Apostle about a person who imagined to have passed wind from anus during the prayer. Allah' Apostle replied: "He should not leave his prayers unless he hears sound or smells something.


 DISEASES AND THEIR CURES

All diseases are not bad. Some are blessing in disguise.


PLAGUE AND ABDOMINAL DESEASES ARE BLESSINGS FROM GOD FOR BELIEVERS, THEY GET YOU THE RANK OF A MARTYR AND PARADISE
Bukhari volume 4, Book 52, Number 82:
Narrated Abu Huraira:
Allah's Apostle said, "Five are regarded as martyrs: They are those who die because of plague, abdominal disease, drowning or a falling building etc., and the martyrs in Allah's Cause."

Bukhari Volume 8, Book 77, Number 616:
Narrated 'Aisha:
I asked Allah's Apostle about the plague. He said, "That was a means of torture which Allah used to send upon whom-so-ever He wished, but He made it a source of mercy for the believers, for anyone who is residing in a town in which this disease is present, and remains there and does not leave that town, but has patience and hopes for Allah's reward, and knows that nothing will befall him except what Allah has written for him, then he will get such reward as that of a martyr."

Bukhari Volume 7, Book 71, Number 628:
Narrated Anas bin Malik:
Allah's Apostle said, "(Death from) plague is martyrdom for every Muslim."

Bukhari Volume 7, Book 71, Number 629:
Narrated Abu Huraira:
The Prophet said, "He (a Muslim) who dies of an abdominal disease is a a martyr, and he who dies of plague is a martyr."


CONTAGIOUS DESEASES ONLY CONVEYED BY ALLAH'S PERMISSION
Some small illnesses like menstruation, cold, cough, headache etc are authorized by Jibraeel. But contagious diseases need permission from Allah.

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"The Prophet said, 'No contagious disease is conveyed without Allah's permission.'"


FEVER IS FROM THE HEAT OF HELL
When Allah decides to give fever to some one he asks the  hell to transfer the heat to the designated human body.

Bukhari:V4B54N484
"I heard the Prophet saying, 'Fever is from the heat of the Hell Fire.'"


URINE IS  EXCELLENT FOR HEALTH
Urine is not only a great drink, it cures many diseases. Indian prime minister used to drink urine and lived a very long life.  He taught President Carter that trick, and Carter is still alive and kicking. However camel urine is one notch above. 

Bukhari:V7B71N590
"The climate of Medina did not suit some people so the Prophet ordered them to drink camel urine as a medicine."


CURE ALL DESEASES WITH BLACK CUMIN

Western corporations dread islam. They know that with islam comes the Islamic knowledge of useful cost saving short cuts. Imagine what will happen to Pharmaceutical industry if it becomes common knowledge that  black cumin can cure all diseases except death.

Bukhari Volume 7, Book 71, Number 592:
Narrated Abu Huraira:
I heard Allah's Apostle saying, "There is healing in black cumin for all diseases except death."


DON'T LIKE BLACK CUMIN? TRY CUPPING, HONEY AND FIRE

Bukhari Volume 7, Book 71, Number 585:
Narrated Ibn 'Abbas:
The Prophet said, "Healing is in three things: cupping, a gulp of honey or cauterization, (branding with fire) but I forbid my followers to use cauterization (branding with fire)."

Bukari Volume 7, Book 71, Number 588:
Narrated Abu Said Al-Khudri:
A man came to the Prophet and said, "My brother has some abdominal trouble." The Prophet said to him "Let him drink honey." The man came for the second time and the Prophet said to him, 'Let him drink honey."

He came for the third time and the Prophet said, "Let him drink honey." He returned again and said, "I have done that ' The Prophet then said, "Allah has said the truth, but your brother's abdomen has told a lie. Let him drink honey." So he made him drink honey and he was cured.


INDIAN INCENSE CURES SEVEN DESEASES INCLUDING THROAT TROUBLES AND PLEURISY
Bukhari Volume 7, Book 71, Number 596:
Narrated Um Qais bint Mihsan:
I heard the Prophet saying, "Treat with the Indian incense, for it has healing for seven diseases; it is to be sniffed by one having throat trouble, and to be put into one side of the mouth of one suffering from pleurisy

FLY WINGS HAVE DESEASE AS WELL AS CURE

Pharmacies can sell the fly wings which has cure.

Bukhari Volume 7, Book 71, Number 673:
Narrated Abu Huraira:
Allah's Apostle said, "If a fly falls in the vessel of any of you, let him dip all of it (into the vessel) and then throw it away, for in one of its wings there is a disease and in the other there is healing (antidote for it) i e. the treatment for that disease."


IF YOU HAVE EPILEPSY,HANG IN THERE ,YOU GO TO PARADISE
Bukhari Volume 7, Book 70, Number 555:

Narrated 'Ata bin Abi Rabah:
Ibn 'Abbas said to me, "This black lady came to the Prophet and said, 'I get attacks of epilepsy and my body becomes uncovered; please invoke Allah for me.' The Prophet said (to her), 'If you wish, be patient and you will have (enter) Paradise ; and if you wish, I will invoke Allah to cure you.' She said, 'I will remain patient,


ABOUT PREGNANCY AND BABIES
Western doctors are amazed that prophet knew the things they still do not know.  That is the reason that it is  the fastest growing religion. Why do you think Maurice Bucaille , the french doctor wrote that islam is a scientific religion.


WOMB ANGEL CALLS ALL THE SHOTS
Bukhari Volume 1, Book 6, Number 315:
Narrated Anas bin Malik:
The Prophet said, "At every womb Allah appoints an angel who says, 'O Lord! A drop of semen, O Lord! A clot. O Lord! A little lump of flesh." Then if Allah wishes (to complete) its creation, the angel asks, (O Lord!) Will it be a male or female, a wretched or a blessed, and how much will his provision be? And what will his age be?' So all that is written while the child is still in the mother's womb."

Bukhari Volume 4, Book 54, Number 430:
Narrated 'Abdullah bin Mus'ud:
Allah's Apostle, said, " a human being is put together in the womb of the mother in forty days, and then he becomes a clot of thick blood for a similar period, and then a piece of flesh for a similar period. Then Allah sends an angel who is ordered to write four things. He is ordered to write down his (i.e. the new creature's) deeds, his livelihood, his (date of) death, and whether he will be blessed or wretched (in religion). Then the soul is breathed into him.."


HOW TO PROTECT YOUR FUTURE BABY FROM SATAN
Remember this next time you have sex.

Bukhari Volume 4, Book 54, Number 493:
Narrated Ibn 'Abbas:
The Prophet said, "If anyone of you, when having sexual relation with his wife, say: 'In the name of Allah. O Allah! Protect us from Satan and prevent Satan from approaching our offspring you are going to give us,' and if he begets a child (as a result of that relation) Satan will not harm it."


PREGNANT WOMEN SHOULD STAY AWAY FROM SNAKES WITH TWO WHITE LINES OR SHORT TAIL TO AVOID BLINDNESS AND MISCARRIAGE

Bukhari Volume 4, Book 54, Number 527:
Narrated 'Aisha:
The Prophet said, "Kill the snake with two white lines on its back, for it blinds the on-looker and causes abortion."

Bukhari Volume 4, Book 54, Number 528:
Narrated 'Aisha:
The Prophet ordered that a short-tailed or mutilated-tailed snake (i.e. Abtar) should be killed, for it blinds the on-looker and causes abortion."

Volume 4, Book 54, Number 529:
Narrated Abu Mulaika:
Prophet said, 'Do not kill snakes except the short-tailed or mutilated-tailed snake with two white lines on its back, for it causes abortion and makes one blind. So kill it.'


HOW TO GUARANTEE PREGNANCY AND A MALE CHILD
Why bother with X and Y chromosomes. Just say inshallah for a male child specially if you want him to strive fir Allah, and become a suicide bomber to kill infidels.

You have to make sure you say "inshallah" before you have sex with your spouse if you want pregnancy and a male child.

Bukhari Volume 4, Book 52, Number 74i:
Narrated Abu Huraira:
Allah's Apostle said, "Once Solomon, son of David said, '(By Allah) Tonight I will have sexual intercourse with one hundred (or ninety-nine) women each of whom will give birth to a knight who will fight in Allah's Cause.' On that a (i.e. if Allah wills) but he did not say, 'Allah willing.' Therefore only one of those women conceived and gave birth to a half-man. By Him in Whose Hands Muhammad's life is, if he had said, "Allah willing', (he would have begotten sons) all of whom would have been knights striving in Allah's Cause."


HOW TO DETERMINE THE LOOKS OF YOUR BABY BEFORE BIRTH

Basically it is a game of control.

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"Allah's Apostle said, 'Gabriel has just now told me of the answer. If a man has sexual intercourse with his wife and gets discharge first, the child will resemble him, and if the woman gets discharge first, the child will resemble her.'"


MALE SEMEN IS WHITE AND THICK, FEMALE SEMEN IS YELLOW AND THIN

Ishaq:255
"Jewish rabbis came to the Apostle and asked him , 'Why does a boy resemble his mother when the semen comes from the father?' Muhammad replied, 'Do you not know that a man's semen is white and thick and a woman's is yellow and thin? The likeness goes with that which comes to the top.


BABY'S SKIN COLOR

Tabari I:258
"Allah sent Gabriel to the earth to bring Him some clay. The earth said, 'I take refuge in Allah against you mutilating me. Then He sent the angel of death. He took some soil from the earth and made a mixture. He did not take it from a single place but took red, white, and black soil. Therefore, the children of Adam came out different."


WHY BABY CRIES AT BIRTH

Bukhari Volume 4, Book 54, Number 506:
Narrated Abu Huraira:
The Prophet said, "When any human being is born. Satan touches him at both sides of the body with his two fingers, except Jesus, the son of Mary, whom Satan tried to touch but failed, for he touched the placenta-cover instead."

 

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Name: Yuck!
Date: Monday November 10, 2008
Time: 09:53:15 -0500

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many of these things will make a person sick! Oh wait, this is the cult we're talking about. Never mind.


Name: Vijay
Date: Monday November 10, 2008
Time: 14:07:29 -0500

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The prophet was a genius. No wonder all muslims are so proud of him and try to follow his teachings.


Name: Ibn Kammuna
Date: Monday November 10, 2008
Time: 17:32:37 -0500

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Great article. I laughed my head off when I read about the prophet and his namazis after the Walima trying to make a go for prayer for four hours. Also, a good place for Ijtihad is this: If a person have difficulty hearing, and lost his smelling ability, can he/she have more freedom during prayer? Maybe we should ask the Azhar scholars on this one..Anyway, thanks to Ayesha for another great article that is well-researched. Peace to all Muslims out there.


Name: Fatman
Date: Monday November 10, 2008
Time: 21:37:20 -0500

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Yuck and the White breaded vijay (who now follows the western invaders) and Ibn Kammuna dont wash their back side. I guess they must be using toilet paper. Ayesha Ahmed must be following the westerners and probably forgot her roots when she goes to answer the call of nature. SO If we do not follow Gods law the world will continue to decline with degraded morals and indecency. Is that what we want?


Name: stupid and mad mohammad
Date: Tuesday November 11, 2008
Time: 02:13:01 -0500

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stupid and mad mohammad made then arabs foolish.THis shows why evry human being needs secular moral and human values education.Otherwise they will act as drones at the hands of cheats like mohammad.


Name: muslims use stones,europeans use papers kafir indians use water and soap...which is better ??
Date: Tuesday November 11, 2008
Time: 02:17:07 -0500

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muslims use stones,europeans use papers kafir indians use water and soap...which is better ??


Name: good one my dear ayesha,pls keep up the good work
Date: Tuesday November 11, 2008
Time: 02:17:42 -0500

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good work ayesha,pls keep up the good work.


Name: if allah created man why no mention of x-y chromosomes in entire bible/koran
Date: Tuesday November 11, 2008
Time: 02:20:54 -0500

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judaism-christianity/islam r linked.today we know of x-y chromosome responsible for male birth and y-y for female birth.so i wonder...why no mention of such simple facts in bible/koran ?


Name: To confused fellow above
Date: Tuesday November 11, 2008
Time: 03:15:16 -0500

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Please do not confused the Bible with the Koran. They are poles apart like night and day. You are asking, why there is no chromosome mentioned in the Bible? The Bible was not written to be a scientific journal. It was written to guide man to the path of righteousness.


Name: x-y chromosome and jesus saying even buddha and krishna said better things than jesus/muhamed
Date: Tuesday November 11, 2008
Time: 05:24:34 -0500

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x-y chromosome and jesus saying even kafir books by buddha,confucious etc r better. reg to bible,true christians not like u believe it is literal word of imaginary jehova.same way muslims believe that koran is literal word of imaginary allah and so killing kafirs is ok.if u believe that bible is not literal word of jehiva then no need to convert the world to xtianity at all,nor to islam.let world become a secular and humane world.


Name: jesus say eat my flesh,drink my blood,believe in me alone or burn in hell forever
Date: Tuesday November 11, 2008
Time: 05:25:25 -0500

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jesus say eat my flesh,drink my blood,believe in me alone or burn in hell forever.this is the extreme teachings of christianity.


Name: vbv
Date: Tuesday November 11, 2008
Time: 07:29:32 -0500

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Hey Fatman ,etc muslim adherents: Even basic hygene is lacking in the recommendations of Allah and his moronic prophet and you talk of heaven and hell. Hell is where islam flourishes - al Taliban,Saudi Arabia,Sudan,Somalia,etc - all living hells on the face of Earth. Ayesha has again done a commendable job of exposing the farcical practices of the most insane and backward cult of Islam!


Name: different colors of adam's kids
Date: Tuesday November 11, 2008
Time: 07:35:05 -0500

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as per islam allah got clay of different colors so adam's kids were of different colors,i ask how ? did allah make different kids from different color clay and these were adam's kids ? or simply adam had sex with eve and allah added this color to eve's womb ? how this happened ? can any muslims explain with scientific backing ?


Name: qwer to STUPID MOSLEMS
Date: Tuesday November 11, 2008
Time: 07:35:47 -0500

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Hi moslem, if you want to argue or fight with Christian or other religion ... go! You can find to other websites. You always beated in many battle grounds: Genghis Khan, Moshe Dayan, George Bush Sr/Jr, Vald III, etc. This forum is to analyze your allah, Mo and your stupid religion!


Name: Christian
Date: Tuesday November 11, 2008
Time: 10:10:13 -0500

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Hope I never see a muslim buying gravel in Home Depot. Might be too much for me.


Name: J.K.
Date: Tuesday November 11, 2008
Time: 11:07:07 -0500

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Now I know why the gravel used in landscaping around muslim houses is brwonish in color.


Name: kafir/infidel ( & Ex-communist ).
Date: Tuesday November 11, 2008
Time: 13:04:18 -0500

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It is a fact that there is no need to even talk or debate about the most stupidity,primitiveness,darkness, brutality,cruelty of ISLAM/QQURRAN/MO_HAM_MAD. It is self evident in QQURRAN/ISLAMIC SOCIETIES/in ISLAMIC countries. There is nothing new in QQURRAN or what MO_HAM_MAD said. MO_HAM_MAD got jealousy, became envious of the then fast growing christianity, JUDAISM in ARABIA ( in 7th century). He was like MAFIA or like a most vicious ,narrow,mean minded evil politician of INDIA ( who constantly recites caste and regional politics of dominance by telling lies and instigating /provokong in his followers ,the most mean/basic instincts of humans so that they become hateful,disliking of ,envy of other castes ,animosity against other castes - like what is happening in A.P of india - separate TELENGANA !!!! and caste based political parties like PRP ). MO copied all from christianity, preislamic ARABS, JUDAISM . ISLAM/ QQURRAN is singularly lacking any spirituality, lacking in profound philosophy, thoughts , enlightenment . Infact QQURRAN / MO appeals to evil individuals and make them even more inhuman and killers ,utterly lacking in kindness,compassion and truth, tolerance, understanding. Evidence for this is in abundance. Some non moslems (christians ) who converted to ISLAM - like john walker, richard reid, jose padilla, BELGIAN lady, and Black moslems in US army became killers after converting to ISLAM. This is proof. How can they become killers and suicide bombers ? is it the purpose of religion to promote killing and terrorism ? This is unique to ISLAM. ISLAM is uniquely evil and it's followers Moslems are uniquely evil/cruel/hateful /killing cult . Because - today more than a 1.2 BILLION Moslems (Humans) are captive to ISLAM and it's brutal/hateful/intolerant/killing ideology - it became necessary to discuss about ISLAM/ QQURRAN and then by showing path of light , we must help Moslems to renounce,denounce this evil cult called ISLAM and liberate them from the slavery of ISLAM.


Name: To unnamed commentator above
Date: Wednesday November 12, 2008
Time: 01:21:31 -0500

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Please do not confuse the Bible with the Koran. They are poles apart. The Koran is a gross distortion plagiarizing the Bible. Your allegation that Moses committed inhuman acts is an isolated event that did not summarizes the central theme of the Bible, God's love, in contrast to Koran's dogma of hatred and intolerance. Jesus said, "Love your enemies", "Love your neighbor." For your information Moses was not permitted to enter the Promised Land.


Name: To unnamed commentator above
Date: Wednesday November 12, 2008
Time: 01:32:05 -0500

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1 Corinthians 11:24, and spoke a prayer of thanksgiving. He broke the bread and said, "This is my body, which is given for you. Do this to remember me." Commentary: This is my body. Is this literal? I am the true vine (Joh 15:1) and These women are the two covenants (Ga 4:24) are kindred expressions. The idea is: This represents my body. The eating of the bread is not to literally eat the Lord's flesh, but is done in remembrance. It is a token that reminds of his body. This is my body, which is broken for you - That is, this broken bread is the sign of my body, which is even now to be pierced and wounded for your iniquities. Take then, and eat of, this bread, in an humble, thankful, obediential remembrance of my dying love; of the extremity of my sufferings on your behalf, of the blessings I have thereby procured for you, and of the obligations to love and duty which I have by all this laid upon you.


Name: To anti-Christian fellow above
Date: Wednesday November 12, 2008
Time: 08:56:01 -0500

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You have a misconception of the teachings of Jesus. Jesus said "Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you.","Love your neighbor as yourself." "For everyone who exalts himself will be humbled, and he who humbles himself will be exalted." How can you paint a bad image of Jesus based on this gospel of love and humility? For the wages of sin is death, but the free gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord.


Name: Truth Seeker
Date: Thursday November 13, 2008
Time: 12:33:05 -0500

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Prophet Muhammad gave lessons on every aspect of human life. Only thing he did not give a lesson on was how to make love to nine women in one night, without making them pregnant!


Name: Paul Troon
Date: Thursday November 13, 2008
Time: 21:41:15 -0500

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I read with great fascination this article. I had not realized how backward Western technology and ideas had become. There are some things that puzzle me though. . . For instance: URINE IS EXCELLENT FOR HEALTH Is a wonderful concept, but living here in the United States, where I know there are lots of good muslims, I am suprised that I cannot find a supply for Camel Urine. I spent the better part of a day looking on line, in the telephone directory, even consulting with muslims. . . NO CAMEL URINE TO BE FOUND! If muslims are such great believers, why is there no reliable source of CAMEL URINE? Especially with all THESE BENEFITS: http://www.islam-qa.com/en/ref/83423 But WHY would important muslims NOT follow the insturctions of the prophet: http://sheikyermami.com/2008/07/09/did-the-prophet-use-toilet-paper-also/ How can I believe in the words of the profit (hehe, sorry, prophet!) If day to day muslims do not follow them? I wanna see muslims swilling camel piss in the streets!


Name: Koran did not anticipate the toilet paper
Date: Friday November 14, 2008
Time: 00:56:21 -0500

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Devout Muslims should follow the Koran and use stones to clean themselves instead of toilet paper.


Name: TO THE Paul Troon AND TRUTHSEEKER AND THE ZIONIST BUT LICKERS AND TO HAAA HAAA
Date: Friday November 14, 2008
Time: 07:30:57 -0500

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mUSLIMS DONTHAVE SEX WITH LESBIANS AND HOMOS. tHEY DONT HAVE GAY BISHOPS. THEY DONT LOOK AT A WALL AND WAIL. THEY DONT LICH AND SUCK LINGHAMS. THEY ONLY USE STONES TO WIPE THEIR PISS WHEN THERE IS NO WATER. SO ALL YOU PEOPLE MAKE USE OF THESE STONES TO MAKE IDOLS AND WORSHIP. HAAA HAAAAAAA AND HAAAHAAAA TO HAAAAH HAAA


Name: Ukaar
Date: Friday November 14, 2008
Time: 16:16:14 -0500

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I am a gay Muslim. So do I have an anus-angel instead of womb-angel?


Name: To hardcore Islamist
Date: Saturday November 15, 2008
Time: 07:45:16 -0500

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Muslims worship the Kaaba, a black stone, one of the three stones, the other the white stone and the red stone, worshiped by pre-Islamic pagan Meccans.


Name:
Date: Sunday November 16, 2008
Time: 05:33:53 -0500

Comment

this is why the world is such a hellish place


Name: RE: Fatman
Date: Wednesday November 19, 2008
Time: 09:33:17 -0500

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I propose that you read a second grade book on personal hygiene. Believe me, if the Quran is your inspiration, you will be dumbfound after reading this book! It has wealth of knowledge that you can add to your Sunnah. By the way how is your Madarssa education going?


 
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