By Shabana Muhammad
We Muslims know why the whole world is criticizing Islam. You are all jealous of Islam. Islam is the only true religion on earth. The wonderful religion of Islam came from the only true and wonderful god, Allah. Our Allah is the almighty, most merciful, most kind, most powerful and what not? He is a wonderful little god. He is the youngest among all the Gods. He is just 1400 years of age, whereas other Gods are all more than 2000 years of age. In the very year he was born, he took a patent over “god ship”. So we Muslims consider him as the only true god. We agree that other gods are also gods, but they are not “true” gods. They are all duplicate gods. People who worship duplicate gods are all idiots. Allah also made sure that he is the last god. He immediately after his birth put an end to the system of registration of gods. It is not possible for new gods to register himself/herself as god. That is the reason why no more gods have been born after Allah. If some other gods claim that they are also true gods, Allah can file a complaint against that god as Allah holds the patent over the “godship”.
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