THE POPE WAS WRONG - ISLAM BROUGHT MANY NEW CONCEPTS
by Ayesha Ahmed
(Ok this obviously was written by an adolescent mind or someone that likes to tweak. But I'll go along for the fun of it)
.......(Inshallah, Allah will reward these rioting muslims with extra houris in paradise- (you don't know that since they haven't come back to tell you - do let us know after you've been haunted.) ). The Pope should be happy that the Muslim world is currently ruled by corrupt apostate rulers - YOU SAID IT! -the Muslim world IS ruled by corrupt rulers, said MUSLIMS) If we had a single true Muslim ruler like Khomeini, there would be a reward of 10 million dollars on the Pope's head for insulting our prophet.(ah! if only you had your wishes, eh? But according to Khomeini, you're not even supposed to be using the keyboard, and as per your wishes further on in this article, no wine, no fun, no fun in bed - and anyway, you signed on here, as a woman, so according to islam, you won't go to a nice place - no fun for you, in this life or the next).
The religion of Islam brought many new concepts to improve quality of life. Yes, new concept to the pre-islamics, whereas they had honor and were polytheists - knowing there was God in everything - including clay and stones and wood and animals - they knew God is Everywhere, mo' instead promoted the lowest instincts of mankind Our great prophet was a very, liberal (a libertine), innovative (corrupttion unknown to the average pre-islamic), lively ( thinking up ideas on lying, stealing, cheating, dishonor, and taking women), colorful (painted the town red..with blood) and fun-loving man ( such as having having sword parties).. Only the latter day narrow-minded Mullahs changed islam and made it as boring, drab and colorless as it is today - (Ah, you noticed - I'm glad you admit it. So why don't you change it?). What is currently practiced is not true islam. True islam only prevailed in the days of prophet. Following are some of the innovations islam gave to the world (based on Hadiths and the Qu'ran -say, can't you think for yourself? - without quoting the koran?) )
SOCIALIZATION AND MIXING FREELY WITH OPPOSITE SEX
During the prophet's days Madina was an open society. Men and women could socialize freely unlike today's backward segregated muslim society- Thank you for telling the truth . The holy prophet, our role model, could walk into a friend's house freely when his friend was not home - and take what he wanted, socialize with his wife (take the friend's wife and then make up a story that allah approved) get served meals ( really, every culture did/does that with guests - both female and male ) , get very personal services like a lice check from her ( are you admitting mo' was lice-ridden?), and even take a nap afterwards and wake up fully relaxed with a big smile on his face . Even in this day and age, and in the most modern western liberal society you can get in trouble for doing that. If you are caught, napping or lying down in your friend's house while his wife is busy groping your head exploring for lice, or busy in any other exploratory groping, you will get beaten up or even get killed (maybe in YOUR society - but in the West, no woman will be doing that- since everyone takes care of their own hygiene).
Bukhari, Volume 9, Book 87, Number 130 :
Narrated Anas bin Malik:
......the Prophet visited her and she provided him with food and started looking for lice in his head. Then Allah's Apostle slept and afterwards woke up smiling (I can tell what is your deepest fantasy).
FREEDOM OF WOMEN TO HAVE FUN WITH ANY ONE
Is it unusual to have fun with any one? Islam said "no". Muslim women had more freedom and fun in the prophet days than the western women of today. They could offer themselves to any one they chose without raising eyebrows.(You're kind of confused here - either they had fun or islam said " no." Anyway, it's all heresay, since all we get is the history after islam was established - and as they say "the conquerors write history.")
The following aya clearly proves the above point.
33.50 Mohammed, you can have sex with any woman who offers herself to you if you like her.(what a deal! - And of course, the woman had no say. Mo really made up a whopper there!)
CASUAL SEX WAS ALLOWED BETWEEN TWO CONSENTING ADULTS (That's a no-no - for women as I understand - everytime they "consent" the women are killed by the men
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Quran says:
4.24 Lawful unto you are all those that ye seek content, give unto them their portions as a duty, there is no sin for you in what ye do by mutual agreement (Mutual agreement...let's hear it from the woman's side.".
Bukhari, Volume 7, Book 62, Number 130
Narrated 'Abdullah:
"Prophet allowed us to marry women with a temporary contract".
The practice of casual sex between consenting adults is very popular among real muslims and is known as "muta" although some heretic mullahs prohibit it (Ah ahh! Seems islam can't make up it's mind - most clerics say no, in which case you consider them heretical, and then you approve of the few that agree. I suppose it depends on the convenience of the moment and individual interpretation. God help the poor victim.. As to mutual convenience, I notice that when the woman does decide, men don't like it, and, she's killed).
According to the following Hadith, one day the Apostle happened to walk in on his gorgeous well-endowed daughter in law Zainab in her birthday suit: (that's called being a Peeping Tom - and then mo' exacerbates his spying and makes up a story that allah told him to take Zainab.)
Tabari wrote in History of Tabari, Vol 8:
"One day Muhammad went out looking for Zaid. Now there was a covering of hair cloth over the doorway, but the wind had lifted the covering so that the doorway was uncovered. Zaynab was in her chamber, undressed, and admiration for her entered the heart of the Prophet". (she was in her own room - mo shouldn't have been spying)
.... Allah immediately sent Jibraeel with the following aya: (what a whopper mo' made up..an angel indeed!)
Quran33.37
"We married her to thee, that it might not be a crime in the faithful to marry the wives of their adopted sons" (what a whopper - all to satisfy his libido - how do people fall for these stories?)
The Quran says, residents of paradise will have rivers of fine wine to quench thirst and enjoy themselves:
47.15 and rivers of wine delicious to the drinkers,
76.5 the Righteous, shall drink Wine in paradise
76.21 Their Lord will slake their thirst with fine wine.
083.025 : They will be given to drink fine wine.
(How would you want wine if you've never tasted it?What's with the desire for wine?)
.......which meant instant paradise, rivers of fine wine and 72 virgins in the sack.(
Now all you islamics talk about while living is allah, day in and day out - every sentence said, everything written- but I notice that you never talk about being in the presence of the Creator - and the joy of meeting Him/Her - what gives? Besides, in "Eternity," how many times can one have a virgin, without being bored. I mean, don't you want to meet your loved ones the first thing - not even your parents or grandfathers? How about having all the knowledge in existence - don't you want that? HOw about walking through green forests and sitting next to a blue lake? )
So what's your obssesion with virgins? WHAT'S YOUR OBSESSION WITH THE PHYSICAL BODY - WHEN YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO HAVE LEFT THIS WORLD?- Don't concentrate on the men -Where's your sense of self-preservation? You're a woman - or so you signed on - think about what happens to women after death. Can you do that? )
Bukhari, Volume 4, Book 52, Number 70:
Narrated Jabir bin Abdullah:
"Some people drank alcohol in the morning of the day (of the battle) of Uhud and were martyred (on the same day)."
(What's your obsession with alcohol?)
ALCOHOL WAS A SOCIAL DRINK
Muslim Book 023, Number 4883:
'Abd al-Aziz b. Suhaib reported: They (some persons) asked Anas b. Malik, about Fadikh (that is, a wine prepared from fresh dates), whereupon he said: There was no liquor with us except this Fadikih of yours. It was only this Fadikh that I had been serving to Abu Talha and Abu Ayyub and some persons from amongst the Companions of the Messenger of Allah (may peace be upon him) in our house. (Of course, a heresay from this Malik)
MUSLIMS WERE ALLOWED TO ENJOY LIFE WITH WINE, WOMEN AND MUSIC
(AH, THE GOOD OLD DAYS!)
In the Prophet's time religious Muslims were not sour pusses, party poopers and bores like the sulky bearded ones these days. Islam allowed them to enjoy life to the fullest by mixing prayer with pleasure . When they were not busy praying in the mosque or out on jihad acquiring booty and killing kuffars, they partied and enjoyed wine, women and music: (
You're confused and doing the cha cha - back and forth, back and forth. ANyway, why don't you change it.)
The following Hadith is a typical day in the life of a pious jihadi Muslim like Hamza Bin Abdul Mutallib, (who got martyred in Uhud and achieved paradise-
how do you know - did he come back and tell you?), the beloved uncle of the apostle who got drunk religiously:
Sahih Muslim, Book 023, Number 4881:
Husain b. 'Ali reported " I found to my surprise that my two beloved camel's humps had been chopped off and their haunches had been cut off and their livers had been taken out. I could not help weeping when I saw that plight of theirs. I said: Who has done that? They said: Hamza b. 'Abd al-Muttalib has done this. and he is in this house dead drunk in the company of some of the Ansars with a singing girl singing before him and his companions. She said in her song: O Hamza. get up and attack these falty she-camels. Thereupon Hamza stood up with a sword (in his hand) and cut off their humps and ripped their haunches and tore out their livers. 'Ali said: I went away until I came to Allah's Messenger (may peace be upon him) and there was with him Zaid b. Haritha. Allah's Messenger (may peace be upon him) recognised from my face what I had experienced, whereupon Allah's Messenger (may peace be upon him) said: What has happened to you? I said: Messenger of Allah, by Allah, I have never seen (such an unfortunate day) as this day. Hamza has committed aggression to my she-camels, and has cut off their humps. and ripped their haunches, and he is in a house in the company of some drunkards. (Hearing this) Allah's Messenger (may peace be upon him) sent for his mantle and, putting it on him, he proceeded, and I and Zaid b. Haritha followed him, until he came to the door (of the house) in which there was Hamza. He (the Holy Prophet) sought permission which they granted him. and they were all drunk. Allah's Messenger (may peace be upon him) began to reprimand Hamza for what he had done. Hamza's eyes were red. He cast a glance at Allah's Messenger (may peace be upon him) and then looked towards his knees. and then lifted his eyes and cast a glance at his waist and then lifted his eyes and saw his face. And then Hamza said: Are you anything but the slaves of my father? Alah's Messenger (may peace be upon him) came to know that he was intoxicated, and he thus turned upon his heels, and came out, and we also came out along with him.
(Boring. The entire thing is very bad writing, it would be rejected by publishers - that's why they force the young whippersnappers to memorize it - before they can be discriminating).
INTRODUCTION OF FRENCH KISSING
French people take the credit of introducing the technique of French kissing. Not so quick. Actually it was our great apostle, who had introduced this technique for the purpose of quenching thirst (That's being a vampire - stealing moisture from someone else) and also to have some fun during a hot and boring day of fasting in Ramadan (Ahh, ah, you're not supposed to think that way-Ramadan is very, very serious).
Sunaan Abu Dawud: Book 13, Number 2380:
Narrated Aisha, Ummul Mu'minin:
The Prophet (peace_be_upon_him) used to kiss her and suck her tongue when he was fasting. (I call that being a vampire - stealing moisture from someone else)
FREEDOM OF WOMEN TO PEE AND DEFECATE IN THE OPEN IN FRESH AIR COMPLETELY UNVEILED
( NO ONE DOES THIS IN THE OPEN - BUT IN PRIVATE)
Who says that islam imprisons and suffocates women inside the four walls of their homes or it does not allow them to leave home unveiled and unaccompanied with mahrams. That is a lot of hogwash. (
Nobody says - just go to Saudi Arabia - and Afghanistan and look around.)The Prophet had the best looking wives and slave girls in Madina. (
because he stole them) They were all allowed to go outside and pee and defecate in the open fields completely unveiled. These days, though society accepts homeless men and hobos peeing or defecating in public places but the society still frowns upon women relieving themselves publicly
.(there's a difference - in case you haven't noticed - I'll leave you to figure it out) Thus by giving women this freedom, Islam was way ahead of it's time.. (
Seems that women already had that BEFORE islam)
Bukhari, Volume 1, Book 4, Number 149:
Narrated 'Aisha:
The Prophet said to his wives, "You are allowed to go out to answer the call of nature. " (
Oh, joy! What a favor! But really, I suppose he didn't want the odor there- that's why)
Bukhari Volume 1, Book 4, Number 148:
Narrated 'Aisha:
The wives of the Prophet used to go to Al-Manasi, a vast open place (near Baqia at Medina ) to answer the call of nature.. 'Umar used to say to the Prophet "Let your wives be veiled," but Allah's Apostle did not do so.
SUNNA OF OPEN AIR PUBLIC PEEING/DEFECATION
(Ok - I've had enough. What's your obsession with this subject?)
Whoever wants to enjoy and also get rewarded with the sawab of following the sunna of open air peeing/ defecation must follow the following two rules.
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1) The private parts shall never point towards islam's two most holy places.
Bukhari, Volume 1, Book 4, Number 146:
Narrated Abu Aiyub Al-Ansari:
Allah's Apostle said, "If anyone of you goes to an open space for answering the call of nature he should neither face nor turn his back towards the Qibla; he should either face the east or the west." (You can't face north or south?)
Bukhari Volume 1, Book 4, Number 147:
Narrated 'Abdullah bin 'Umar:
"Whenever you sit for answering the call of nature, you should not face the Qibla or Bait-ulMaqdis ( Jerusalem)."
(To fulfill this sharia requirement all practicing muslims must carry a compass to ensure that their private parts are pointing in the right direction when attending the call of nature).(A compass?Where did they get a compass? Couldn't they tell the directions? I, myself, don't have a compass, and I can tell what the directions are).
2) You shall wipe yourself with only odd number of stones.
Bukhari Volume 1, Book 4, Number 163:
Narrated Abu Huraira:
Allah's Apostle said, " whoever cleans his private parts with stones should do so with odd numbers.
Bukhari, Volume 1, Book 4, Number 158:
Narrated 'Abdullah:
The Prophet went out to answer the call of nature and asked me to bring three stones.
ISLAM EXEMPTED THE COMULSORY BATH IN THE CASE OF A PARTIAL INTERCOURSE
Before Islam, all religions called for a full bath after intercourse even if it was a dry run. (Glad you noticed - anyway, even pagans took full baths with all the fixings...look at the ancient Greeks and Romans and their baths.- They were Pagans, didn't need no stinkin' islam to tell 'em that).. This presented hardship for many who were in a hurry and did not have time for a complete job or who were incapable of fruition (fruition ?) and a discharge.. Islam exempted full bath in such cases and allowed both partners to do wudu after sex instead (everybody did that before islam. And the only reason islam pretended a dispensation, is because of necessity, since there was no water readily available - when water is scarce, it's only used for drinking and cooking.)
Bukhari Volume 1, Book 4, Number 180:
Narrated Abu Said Al-Khud:
Allah's Apostle said, "If you are forced to hurry up during intercourse or you do not discharge then ( only) ablution is due on you (instead of a full bath) .
AGE DISCRIMINATION
Allah stopped age discrimination by allowing men of any age to marry girls of any age.
To set a practical example of Allah's orders, the Apostle married a 6 year old child Ayesha when he was in his 50s. That opened the door for Arabs in their 60s and 70s to travel to India and marry underage girls of 10 and 12.
(Obviously, you weren't married at this age, so you can tout it. BTW, that's why there's a lot of women dying in chilbirth, infant mortality and physical defects - when an infant is born of a mother that is not physciallly mature, the child is liable to suffer)..
PERMISSION FOR A FIGURE CHECK (Don't need permission - but as long as you mention it - YOU GIVE THE FIGURES! You brought it up, after all)
A Muslim man is allowed to look at the figure/anatomy of a potential bride prior to accepting her. Many times a face may not be appealing but the figure of a woman more then compensates for it and may induce a suiter to marry her. (Is it two ways?)
Sunan Abu Dawood, Book 11, Number 2077:
Narrated Jabir ibn Abdullah:
The Prophet (peace_be_upon_him) said: When one of you asked a woman in marriage, if he is able to look at what will induce him to marry her, he should do so. (He ought to know, Peeping Tom, that he was!)
Our prophet accidentally saw his daughter-in-law Zainab in the nude. What he looked at, induced him to marry her.(induced him to force the woman- she had no choice when her husband gave her up).
ISLAM ESTABLISHED RULES FOR WIFE BEATING
In the Jahilia (pre-Islamic) days, there were no established rules for wife beating. Islam streamlined this necessity.
1) Do not strike her on the face.
Abu Dawood Book 11, Number 2137:
Narrated Mu'awiyah al-Qushayri:
Apostle said "do not strike wives on the face"
(Wife beaters everywhere do this all the time - so they can pretend to others - to the authories that they haven't done wrong- men doesn't need the koran for that)
2) If you plan to have sex with your wife and also to flog her severely, then have sex with her prior to flogging her.(Whao, what a favor to women?- probably so he doesn't here the groans)
Bukhari Volume 7, Book 62, Number 132:
Narrated 'Abdullah bin Zam'a:
The Prophet said, "None of you should flog his wife as he flogs a slave and then have sexual intercourse with her in the last part of the day." (wives were slave anyway- and they got beaten anyway - just not in the face. I'm going to tell you the truth, and truth hurts - you, women born into islam today - are ALL descendants of slaves. And the little girls born after were traumatized and indoctrinated into their status, what a tragedy! )
3) If you are using bare hands for beating then strike at her chest (it is also a sunna and gets you sawab)
Muslim Book 004, Number 2127: Ayesha narrated. "He struck me on the chest which caused me pain."(that's meant to kill - since that's where the heart is)
4) A wife is like your domesticated animal. Beating her without any reason is allowed by Allah. Thus use this divine privilege generously to get most out of her. .(see above statements- about women being slaves)
Dawood ,Book 11, Number 2142:
Narrated Umar ibn al-Khattab:
The Prophet (peace_be_upon_him) said: A man will not be asked as to why he beat his wife. (you propagandize islam - do you Ayesha ?- you get your kicks from the pain?)
SOLVING DISPUTES THROUGH NEGOTIATED SETTLEMENTS
Before Islam came, individuals settled their disputes with violence and bloodshed. But islam introduced negotiations in case of disputes. (in pre-islamic days, from reading between the lines, a man's word sufficed for contracts - they adhered to a time a period of non-violence - mutual agreements of this, that's why mo was able to trick others and overcome others - because he lied, and cheated!)
In the following hadith, the Apostle negotiated with Dihya to acquire beautiful 17 year old Safia who was initially given to Dihya as his booty and who was not willing to part with her. Prophet, being the Chief of the raiding party could have snatched her but he negotiated with him instead. He kept raising his offer till Dihya agreed to exchange Safia with seven young ladies (slaves), two of whom were Safia's cousins. (The downside of this episode is that, though Dihya ended up with with seven young ladies (slaves) that night and the Prophet slept with Safia, six other Jihadis who could have enjoyed a captured woman had to sleep alone - (oh, poor dears! No slaves to rape that night - must have had dreams of following mo. to get their own.).
Muslim, Bk 8 No 3328
Fell to the lot of Dihya a beautiful girl Safia , and Allah's Messenger (may peace be upon him) got her in exchange of seven heads (That was the past, savages that they were. Are you proud of this barbarism, eh)
RESPECT FOR AN OFFICE, NOT THE OFFICER'S PERSONAL LIFE
....but they all continue to adore him and are willing to die for him. (Because the rabble were eager to get their own) .......(If a king sent you million dollars through a messenger, wouldn't you welcome and respect him even if he raped many girls on his way? NO! - you little retard). That is what islam introduced in the 7th century, respect for an office, not the officer's personal life. (so you admit, the "officer's" personal life stank!)
....the 60-year old Apostle of Allah (don't look now, but "apostle" is a christian word, however, for a pedophile) - walked out of his tent after having all night sex with 17 year old Safia. .........Even today Muslims stand up with respect when the Prophet's name is mentioned. - (he conquered because he lied, cheated, and killed - and the rabble followed him because they followed their lowest instincts ).
Yawn! I had a good time. This person has not a thought in her own head, but must constantly refer to someone else's writing, the koran.