Islam Under Scrutiny by Ex-Muslims

MOHAMMAD AND AYESHA

Note: This article may be a satire

Mrs. Abu Bakr: Abu ,I don’t like that weirdo friend of yours coming here daily.

Abu Bakr: Why?

Mrs Abu Bakr: He grabs little Ayesha , puts him on his lap and smooches.


Abu Bakr: Crazy woman, he is her grandfather’s age, he loves children, that’s all.

Mrs Abu Bakr: I don’t know if he loves children or just wants to make love to children.

AbuBakr: What nonsense are you saying. For God’s sake he has quran in his chest.

Mrs AbuBakr: Quran is in his chest, not between his legs. Anyways I don’t want him to come near my little daughter.He gives lice to her every time he hugs her. Even his beard has lice.

Bukhari, Volume 9, Book 87, Number 130:
Allah's Apostle used to visit Um Haram bint Milhan she was the wife of 'Ubada bin As-Samit. One day the Prophet visited her and she provided him with food and started looking for lice in his head.

Abu Dawood Book 19, Number 3074:
She was picking lice from the head of the Apostle of Allah (peace_be_upon_him) while the wife of Uthman ibn Affan and the immigrant women were with him.


Abu Bakr: Woman you should not talk about prophet of Allah like that. He is the greatest man who ever lived.

Mrs Abu Bakr: If he is so great why does he swim with the dead dogs in the pond which has garbage and menstrual blood?

Abu Bakr: What are you talking about?


Mrs Abu Bakr: Yesterday I went to throw garbage in the Budaah well, he was jumping up and down and enjoying himself in the filthy stinky water. I asked him what was he doing in the dirty water. He said this water is clean. I said how can that water be clean with so many dead dogs, rags of menstrual blood and garbage in it. He said nothing makes water dirty. He then drank some water, performed wudu and left to lead Maghreb prayer. No wonder he stinks so bad. Last night Ayesha gagged and threw up when he made her sit on his lap.

Abu Dawood ,Book 1, Number 0066:

Narrated AbuSa'id al-Khudri:
The people asked the Messenger of Allah (peace_be_upon_him): Can we perform ablution out of the well of Buda'ah, which is a well into which menstrual clothes, dead dogs and stinking things were thrown? He replied: Water is pure and is not defiled by anything.

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Abu Dawood,Book 1, Number 0067:
Narrated AbuSa'id al-Khudri:
I heard that the people asked the Prophet of Allah (peace_be_upon_him): Water is brought for you from the well of Buda'ah. It is a well in which dead dogs, menstrual clothes and excrement of people are thrown. The Messenger of Allah (peace_be_upon_him) replied: Verily water is pure and is not defiled by anything.

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Tafsir Qurtubi, chapter vol 13, page 51
Prophet drank dirty water from Budaah well and performed wudu with it.

(For other references to Prophet’s(PBUH) bathing, drinking and making wudu with the water from Budaah well with dead dogs, garbage and menstrual blood listen to the last part of the following debate between a muslim scholar and a christian arab)

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7162436352561262986&hl=en

Abu Bakr: Woman, don’t you understand, you winessed Allah’s miracle .If I and you drink the Budaah well water, we will be sick like a dog and may even die. But Nothing happens to Mohammed. Doesn’t that prove that he is Allah’s prophet.

Mrs Abu Bakr: No, that proves that he is a nut case and we should not allow him near our daughter.

Abu Bakr: Too late for that. Today he asked me for her hand and I accepted.

Mrs Abu Bakr: You crazy old man , why didn’t you say no. Mohammed is not only crazy , he is her grandfather’s age.

Abu Bakr: I did But he said they are Allah’s orders and he is helpless in that matter. I had to agree, I don’t want to make Allah angry and end up in hellfire.

Mrs Abu Bakr: Can you atleast put a marriage condition not to come near Ayesha after he bathes or make wudu in Budaah water.
 

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Name: Vijay
Subject: Prophet swimming in filth
Date: Friday March 27, 2009
Time: 09:05:24 -0500

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Hillarious article. Ayesha I love your style of writing. Why dont you publish compiltion of all your hillarius articles.I suggest a title" Learn about Islam and it's prophet through humour"


Name: Ali Khalaf
Subject: Hillarious Satire
Date: Friday March 27, 2009
Time: 09:52:52 -0500

Comment

I laughed so hard tears came to my eyes. Why dont muslims read hadiths to know more about their prophet.


Name: Sania
Subject: A very sick man
Date: Friday March 27, 2009
Time: 10:50:26 -0500

Comment

Made me laugh hard.The man really had psychiatric problems.Talking to angels, seeing jinns, swimming with dead dogs,drinking water mixed with menstrual blood and fecal matter, I tell you the islamic heirarchy does a fantastic job hiding the truth of Mohammed from the common muslims.I can understand why he died with severe stomach cramps and pain, had to be the fecal matter in the Budaah water.


Name: Archpagan
Subject:
Date: Friday March 27, 2009
Time: 12:14:27 -0500

Comment

I suggest the change her name first.


Name: Anti Clot
Subject: Authenticity of Hadith
Date: Friday March 27, 2009
Time: 12:45:13 -0500

Comment

Of course the hadith cannot be regarded as historic documents. They came into existence some 200 years after the alleged lifetime of Muhammad when there were no people any more who could have known him. The whole islam is relying on religious trash that was invented much later to close some holes in the islamic doctrines. They are still necessary because without them it would become impossible to understand the quran without the bible.


Name: Khan
Subject:
Date: Friday March 27, 2009
Time: 16:21:25 -0500

Comment

Why dont Mullahs quote these hadiths after the friday prayers.


Name: J.K.
Subject: Mullah's livelihood
Date: Friday March 27, 2009
Time: 16:25:33 -0500

Comment

I bet most mullahs know that Mohammed robbed, raped killed and swam with dead dogs. But they have to hide it from their congregations to keep their jobs and livlihood.


Name: Truth Detector
Subject: To Kpoe
Date: Friday March 27, 2009
Time: 19:09:58 -0500

Comment

I never log in to Muslim sites. Only God knows what you have at your site. You're mistaken when you say that Islam will win in the end. More and more people are learning about the evils of The Islamic War Manual, sometimes called the Qur'an. Muslims are converting in droves, and the conversions are picking up speed. I have it from a better source that Islam will eventually die out.


Name: Whatever
Subject: Book of Life
Date: Friday March 27, 2009
Time: 19:52:17 -0500

Comment

If book of life contains 1000 pages then only 4 pages are written, the pages front and back of these 4 written pages are blank. These 4 pages are our life which we are experiencing now from our birth to death. Do anybody in this forum for sure knows, from where we somehow end up taking birth or what’s going to happen after we die. People from all religions are overjealously trying to fill these blank pages with their religious views but I think its best for humanity to use scientific method and logic to fill these blank papers. If there is some good religious book then they may contain the wisdom and experience of people who have existed on earth before us and thus if those books can give us some ideas helpful for scientifically and logically filling in the blanks in “The Book of Life” then it should be welcomed but those ideas should be rigorously tested with scientific method before concluding anything.


Name: Wahtever
Subject: Some Personal Views, which might help unlock the Puzzle
Date: Friday March 27, 2009
Time: 19:53:52 -0500

Comment

Universe is a photon of light which exist in complete Zero, something similar to a state while we are dreaming. There may be many things happening in our dream but we have no idea to know that it’s happening within us, concept of outside is alien to us while we are dreaming. Our dreams only last for finite time because our body exist in something, so our brain wakes up and we are able to know that we were dreaming. But consider a situation where there is “nothing or no one to wake you up”, you can dream for as long as you want or your intelligence want to express itself. In terms of physics it can be said that Universe is a photon of light, which is spinning in complete zero and thus can expand at any rate to external frame of reference which is absolute zero. It will keep on expanding until it loose all its spin and then start collapsing towards the centre. When all that existed, fall to the centre, and there is nothing but one undivided photon left, this miserable and lonely or Supreme One (depend on your perspective) then again come in reference to absolute Zero and thus start expanding again, because it got infinite spin referenced to external zero. It’s too intelligent and thoughtful compared to no thought and intelligence but there is no one outside to express himself, so he starts bull shitting himself.


Name: Whatever
Subject: Some more Bullshit
Date: Friday March 27, 2009
Time: 19:54:37 -0500

Comment

For people involved in a cricket match, it may be serious business, lot of stakes at hands for teams, players, media, security staff, ground staff, Sports Betting Company and so on but for a viewer it’s just Entertainment. Life may be serious business for many of us, for God its just game to entertain himself and get his intelligence and emotions busy but if the business get too serious then he reserve the right to become a player in the game and cool the things down. After all God don’t want to hurt people for his entertainment, it’s the incompleteness in people which make them hurt each other, but problem is only one can be complete, who somehow end up, coming in contact with absolute zero and come back inside.


Name: Meditation
Subject: Vipasana
Date: Friday March 27, 2009
Time: 21:25:08 -0500

Comment

With a dedication and determination anybody can see the Supreme One by themselves. Please visit www.dhamma.org and attend a 10day course to find rational, logical way of explanation of our (past & future) lives.


Name: To kpoe
Subject:
Date: Saturday March 28, 2009
Time: 06:21:02 -0500

Comment

You are making a big issue of nudity, because your mind is filthy. Human body is not something to be held in contempt. Muslims have contempt for women , that's why they put them in sacks having just peeping holes under scorching sun and sultry weather, but have no gumption about raping them when they want! If talibanism is the ideal society for you you better go to Afghanistan, Pakistan,Saudi Arabia or some other loony bin and spare us your bullshit!


Name: vbv
Subject:
Date: Saturday March 28, 2009
Time: 06:23:12 -0500

Comment

Harharharharhar...! Ayesha ,you really do a great job about that filthy old lecherous coote Muhamad. He must have been really stinking in body as well as in mind!


Name: Logical questions
Subject:
Date: Saturday March 28, 2009
Time: 06:26:50 -0500

Comment

There are certain logical questions about Islam: 1)When Prophet Mohammad was alive Allah changed his law from love to violence within the span of 10 years. 2)After Prophet Mohammad Allah is adamant that He will not send another prophet and He will not move back from violence to love. Allah is adamant for the past 1400 years. On the face of it, He may remain adamant for some hundreds of years to come.


Name: vinnie
Subject:
Date: Saturday March 28, 2009
Time: 11:52:43 -0500

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very funny article about prophet (shit be upon him.)


Name: balam
Subject: islam
Date: Saturday March 28, 2009
Time: 20:30:47 -0500

Comment

The more I know about Islam,the more I despise Muslims.Only morons would make friends with them.They are basically evil because of Islamic indoctrnation.You could neither live beside them,nor live with them.They are like the poisoness snakes in the grass.Neither their friendship is good,nor their enemity.Ayesha is doing a wonderful job by exposing Mohammad and Islam,which hurts Muslim most,because they suffer from TRUTHO-PHOBIA.


Name: Dr Radhasyam Brahmachari
Subject: Mohammad and Ayesha
Date: Sunday March 29, 2009
Time: 00:17:04 -0500

Comment

So far as I know, Muhammad's marriage with Ayesha was not an one way traffic. According to Shighar marriage, which was in vogue in Arabia during the Prophet's time, Muhammad and Abu Bakr went into a secret deal that he would marry Ayesha and Muhammad would give Fatima to Abu Bakr in marriage. In this context, Ram Swarup, in his "Understanding Islam Through Hadis", writes - "ShighAr marriage is also prohibited (3295-3301). This is the marriage which says: Marry me your daughter or sister, and in exchange I will give you in marriage my daughter or sister. Is the prohibition connected with some event in the Prophet's fife? When He married Aisha, AbU Bakr's daughter, the latter in turn waited on him for the hand of his daughter, FAtimah. But Muhammad replied: "I am waiting for a revelation." When AbU Bakr reported these words to Umar, the latter said: "He has rejected thy request." (Mirkhond, Rauzat-us-Safa, vol. I, part II, p. 269). Presently, a few years back, Osama bin Laden and his most trusted friend Omar underwent such a marriage. Osama married Omar's daughter and Omar married Osama's daughter, in exchange.


Name: Ahmad
Subject:
Date: Sunday March 29, 2009
Time: 00:26:14 -0500

Comment

If allah is God then Koran must teach very very very good to people and his prophet must not marry, must not have sex, must not rape, must not kill, must not tell lies, must not hate.


Name: Jakob
Subject: Authenticity of Hadith
Date: Sunday March 29, 2009
Time: 04:56:43 -0500

Comment

Of course the hadith cannot be regarded as historic documents considering their late date. However these negative stories actually have a greater chance of having some truth to them because they are less likely to have been invented by the faithful.


Name: Rehma
Subject: One of your best Ayesha
Date: Sunday March 29, 2009
Time: 19:47:38 -0500

Comment

Ayesha every time I read your article it is like a laughing break for me. I read above story several times and laughed each time. You should write script for comedy movies.


Name: Sonya
Subject: Where are you Copper Kid?
Date: Sunday March 29, 2009
Time: 19:52:02 -0500

Comment

Copper please please make cartoons of Ayesha Ahmed's new articles like this one and her Juavaria and Safia stories. You and Ayesha make a great team. I am looking forward to your next cartoon work.


Name: The retarded Mahdi and 13th Imam
Subject: 1 way mohammad
Date: Tuesday March 31, 2009
Time: 20:49:57 -0500

Comment

There is no God but Mohammad and Allah is his prophet!


Name: Jack
Subject:
Date: Wednesday April 01, 2009
Time: 00:10:21 -0500

Comment

Great satire. Your work must be published .Ayesha I bet you are among the top ten list of the most hated by muslims along with Ali Sina and MA Khan.


Name: Ceejay
Subject:
Date: Wednesday April 01, 2009
Time: 08:06:25 -0500

Comment

I have read so many articles on Islam and Mohammed, but this is the first time I come across Mohammed's contetion that water never gets contaminated eventhough garbage is thrown into it and it can be used for wudu etc.Is this the considered view of Islam about water? It is news to me that eventhough the ordinary people in Arabia considered the water in Budaah well dirty,Mohammed challenged this belief and advised people to use it. Really wonderful. I really appreciate Ayesha Ahamed for bringing this information to the readers. I would like to know what the Muslims have to say about this.


Name: Ali Khalaf to Ceejay
Subject: Muslims look the other way on Mo's craziness
Date: Wednesday April 01, 2009
Time: 09:23:06 -0500

Comment

There are a lot of things which Mohammed did and adviced but most muslims look the other way and ignore because deep down it does not seem right to them but are too scared to criticize. Like they dont marry off their daughters at age 6, dont run around cutting heads of non muslims , dont rob them and rape their wives,dont follow his medical advices etc. Same way they ignore that Mohammed bathed in Budaah water, made wudu in it or believe that water cannot be dirtied by mixing feces or menstrual blood in it.It is the fear instilled in them since childhood that criticizing prophet means sure hellfire makes them ignore Mohammed's psycho activities.


Name: Muslim Responses
Subject: Debunking the slander against the Prophet's Marriage to Ayesha
Date: Wednesday April 01, 2009
Time: 14:23:58 -0500

Comment

Debunking the slander against the Prophet's Marriage to Ayesha: http://forum09.faithfreedom.org/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=1085


Name: Akhter
Subject: Where does it say prophet (PBUH) had intercourse with Ayesha
Date: Wednesday April 01, 2009
Time: 16:32:15 -0500

Comment

Where does it say prophet actually had vaginal intercourse with Ayesha at age 9. As a matter of fact he started only thighing her at age 9 . He had the first vaginal intercourse at a much later date when she was mature psychiligically and bigger physically. This is supported by some lesser known hadiths.


Name: imran
Subject: muhammad ayesha
Date: Monday April 06, 2009
Time: 08:55:13 -0400

Comment

I think the whole world need to religion free. Hinduism Christianity Sikhism Jews are all full of stupid believes and practices not only islam. Any name after God creats differences wheahter Muhammad Christ Raam Or Baba Gurunank or Budha. A state should be RFS( Religion free ).No public workship places and school Books also free of Religion.


Name: Kmgy
Subject: Atheism
Date: Tuesday April 07, 2009
Time: 03:02:53 -0400

Comment

Atheism is another agenda of Satanic deception.


Name: muhammad is Great
Subject: peace be upon him
Date: Thursday April 09, 2009
Time: 10:51:27 -0400

Comment

i have found out why the concept of 72 virgins is so profound in Islam, i believe that there must be no virgins only left in this religions since the prophet himself had sex with a girl aged 9 so everyone might be following it, consequently no one is a virgin. Our beloved Muhammad probably realised that he had no more control over his people since virgins had a bigger role to play. So voila he comes with a new plan listen to me and u get 72 virgins in Heaven.


Name: ISlam is great
Subject:
Date: Thursday April 09, 2009
Time: 10:56:29 -0400

Comment

also i have not read this book called quran,(very scary) but from what i have seen i think this whole book is filled with only two things killing people and sex. Muslims are obsessed with sex and the best example is the Purdah. the enforcement of Purdah shows that they cant trust their own innstincts. How else can you explain that they dont even want a little bit of fore hand or ankles to be shown. Cause according to them even that would excite the males. That means Muslim males are in a chronically excited state.


 
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