- Islamic Voodoos
One striking feature of the Qur'an is Muhammad's obsession with the Day of Judgement. Referring the Day of Judgement, in many Suras, Allah casts extreme fear in the minds of the unbelievers. In these Suras of the Qur’an, Allah mentions this day either directly or indirectly. Besides, there are a number of Suras, which deal exclusively on the events of the Islamic Resurrection Day. A few of such Suras are: The Terrible Calamity (Sura 101), The Resurrection (Sura 75), That Which is Coming (Sura 56), The Overwhelming Calamity (Sura 88), The Inevitable (Sura 69), The Cleaving Asunder (Sura 82), The Rending (Sura 84), The Shaking (Sura 99), and The Day of Congregation (Sura 62). Needless to say, it is compulsory for Muslims to believe in this day. In verse 13:5 Allah says that those who reject the concept of resurrection will have chains around their necks; they are the rightful owners of fire. Ibn Kathir interprets this verse by saying that the unbelievers will be dragged into hell fire by chains, and they will remain in hell forever.
On this day, Allah promises excruciating punishment to the unbelievers, and exquisite rewards to the believers. This subject of Islamic Paradise and Islamic Hell is so elaborate that a tome could be written just on this topic. The same is true for the Islamic Resurrection Day.
In this short episode, we will have just a glimpse of the most unusual features of this day.
- Allah promises in verse 3:185 that life in this world is an illusion, that every person shall die, and every person will receive his judgement on the resurrection day. In verse 5:26, Allah vouches that all that is on earth will perish. Allah says in verse 10:26 that He will reward the doers of good with paradise and much more; their faces will be radiant‑stained. They will never be humiliated. Ibn Kathir’s interpretation of this verse says that there will be no blackness or darkness on their faces. In contrast, the faces of the non‑believers will be stained with dust, blackness, and darkness. On the Resurrection Day Allah will remove His veil and show His face to the dwellers of paradise. He will make the believers’ faces white. In verse 76:11 Allah repeats His promise that He will shed a light of beauty and joy over the believers.
It is clear from the exegesis of the above verses that Allah likes white people, and distastes the black people, so much so, that even when a Black Muslim is entitled to enter Islamic Paradise he will not enter it until Allah has turned him into a white‑skinned person. Verse 20:102 says that on the day the trumpet is sounded (resurrection day), the sinners will be gathered together with blue eyes and black faces. A hadis in Mishkat (1.168) says that on the judgment day Muslims will have white faces, white arms, and white legs.
Islamic contempt towards black people is still clearly visible
Allah’s preference for light‑skinned people and His disdain for dark‑skinned people are repeated in verse 7:46. Ibn Abbas writes that this verse tells the joy of the believers when they know those who enter hell by their darkened faces and blue eyes, and those who enter Paradise by their lightened faces: at once handsome and radiant.
Ibn Kathir, in connection with verse 16:121, writes that on the resurrection day, Abraham will request Muhammad to commence judgement. Children’s hair will turn gray, meaning that Allah will turn boys into old men (73:17). Allah says in verse 86:8‑9 that He will bring back life for Muhammad to commence judgement. According to ibn Kathir, on the resurrection day, a banner will be raised for every deceitful person from his anus; the size of this banner will depend on the size of the perpetrator’s calumny. Thus, Muhammad will have no trouble sifting the believers from the non‑believers. All Muslims will be of white complexion and all infidels will be of black complexion, with a banner on his/her anus.
In verse 18:29 Allah says that He does not care whether people believe or disbelieve (in Islam). The disbelievers (non‑Muslims) and the wrongdoers will be surrounded by the tent of fire; they will be given water (acid) like molten brass to shower and to scald their faces. Ibn Kathir says that this verse means the wrong are those who disbelieve in Allah, Muhammad and the Qur’an. Then they will feel thirsty, so they will ask for drink, and they will be granted water like Al-Muhl, that is, what has been heated to the ultimate temperature. When it is brought near their mouths, the flesh of their faces from which the skin has been torn off will be baked. The water of Hell is black, and it itself is black, and its people are black.
Allah’s love for the white‑skinned people continues unabated. In verse 3:107 Allah emphatically pronounces that white faces on the judgment day will receive His mercy. Jalalyn explains this verse, writing that, on the judgement day Muslims’ faces will be white.
Thus, the Qur’an confirms that the inmates of Islamic hell are blacks; whereas, the residents of Islamic paradise are whites.
We might wonder why Allah is such a racist—white supremacist, even on the Islamic resurrection day. The answer is quite simple: Muhammad was a white man—a hadis in Sunaan Abu Dawud confirms this. Let us read this hadis:
Muhammad was white…(Sunaan Abu Dawud, 1.486)
Dawud, volume 1, number 486:
Anas b. Malik reported: A man entered the mosque on camel and made it kneel down, and then tied his leg with rope. He then asked: Who among you is Muhammad? The Apostle of Allah (may peace be upon him) was sitting leaning upon something among them. We said to him. This white (man) who is leaning. The man said: O son of ‘Abd al‑Muttalib. The Prophet (may peace be upon him) said: I already responded to you. The man (again) said: O Muhammad, I am asking you. The narrator then narrated the rest of the tradition.
There are number of similar ahadith in Sunaan ibn Majah.
Two interesting features of the resurrection day will be that Allah will resurrect the birds and animals (the Qur’an 6:38, read episode-3, Islamic Animals and Insects Voodoo). He will also resurrect the stones and iron (17:50). Ibn Kathir says that stones and iron are more difficult to resurrect than human bones; but Allah can easily do such resurrection. Knowing Allah’s obsession with white colour, it is certain that the resurrected animals of paradise will be white, and the animals destined for hell will be black.
- Nudity is a great crime/sin in Islam. A Muslim or Muslimah must not be naked at any time. In fact, a Tirmidhi hadis (929) says that except when relieving or having sex with your wives, angels surround you; so do not be naked at any time (for more on this read chapter-3, Islamic Angels and Jinns Voodoo).
Announcing the Resurrection
For Islamic women, it is extremely grievous to show even her face or skin to the outside world. A Muslimah must cover her Islamic body from head to toe with a black cassock. In Islamic Paradises, it is a serious offence for a woman to venture out without such a cover. In these Islamic countries, men and women might be lashed or incarcerated for violating the Divine Islamic dress codes.
Nevertheless, Allah practices double standard. Amidst the free flow of wine and sex in Islamic Paradise, Allah will admit the residents of paradise fully naked. Sahih Bukhari (8.76.531, 532) writes that you will meet Allah barefooted, naked, walking on feet and uncircumcised. This means when Allah commences judgement, everyone—men and women, will stand before Allah fully naked. For the circumcised Muslim males, Allah will rejoin their foreskin on the tips of their penises. Since many Islamic women undergo cliterodectomy, it is obvious that Allah will transplant clitorises and/ or labia to all the women who have lost them due to Islamic FGM (Female Genital Mutilation).
Then Allah will command them to be dressed. The first person to be dressed will be Abraham (Sahih Bukhari, 8.76.533). It is not clear why Allah has to make the concourse of His court of justice to be a nudist colony, however brief that might be, and then command these nudists to clothe fully.
An interesting feature of the Islamic Resurrection Day is that the Muslims, perhaps naked, will enter the garden of enjoyment (sexual orgy) riding a handsome beast. In verse 19:85 we read that Allah will gather as a delegate those who feared Him. According to ibn Kathir, this means the good deeds will take the appearance of a creature with the most handsome form and wearing the nicest fragrance; it will then meet its Muslim doer and then he will mount this creature to met Allah.
In verses 36:55‑58 Allah provides quite a good description of sexual orgy in the garden. Allah writes: For the believers there will be a garden of joy, cool shades of wood, reclining on thrones, all fruits are for enjoyment, peace from Allah. Ibn Kathir says thrones mean beds beneath canopies. According to Jalalyn, joyful things mean delighting in pleasures such as deflowering virgins - not busy with anything wearisome, as there is no toil in Paradise. Interpreting verses 56:27‑37, ibn Kathir writes that the man will be able to have sexual intercourse with a hundred virgins in one day.
In sum, this means the only obsessions of the inmates (Muslims) of Islamic garden will be sex, sex, and sex—uninterruptible Islamic copulation.
The most intriguing part is that after the judgement has been announced, the residents of Islamic Paradise have been sorted out; Allah will make the residents of Paradise naked, this time permanently. This might sound absurd. But hang on; ibn Sa’d (p.1.17), quotes a hadis (with a long chain of narrators) which says that the people of paradise will enter it without clothes, beardless, having curly hair and being seven cubits tall.
This means Islamic Paradise will be filled with nudists, Muhammad included. A Tirmidhi (1467) hadis says that when in paradise look for Muhammad first at the path, then at the scale, then at the reservoir; he will be in either of these places. This confirms that Muhammad will be among the nudists.
Once these Islamic nudists are in Islamic paradise, Allah will serve them with their first food, the caudate (tail) lobe of fish liver (Sahih Bukhari, 6.60.7).
- As mentioned previously, the Islamic Resurrection Day will indeed be a horrific day for the non‑Muslims.
Firstly, once the non‑Muslims are assembled naked, Allah will examine them, clothe them and force them to walk on their faces (Sahih Bukhari, 8.76.530). Then Allah will cause them to sweat profusely, so much so, that they will be drowned in their sweat up to the middle of their ears (ibid, 8.76.538). Then Allah will let the intestine of the non‑Muslims come out (ibid, 4.54.489). They will be forced to carry around their disembowelled intestines hanging out from their bellies. Muhammad is so certain of this macabre scene that he vouched he saw Amr bin 'Amir bin Luhai Al-Khuzai dragging his intestines in the (Hell) Fire, for, he (Amr) was the first man who started the custom of releasing animals for the sake of false gods (ibid, 56.723).
To frighten the non‑Muslims, Muhammad mentioned that even Abu Talib’s brain would boil from the fire of hell (Sahih Bukhari, 8.76.569). Abu Talib was Muhammad’s uncle who had supported and nurtured Muhammad until Muhammad became an adult. Why should Allah inflict such a devastating punishment to Abu Talib? It was because when Abu Talib was in his deathbed Muhammad asked him to convert to Islam, but Abu Talib politely declined saying he would not abandon his ancestral religion and custom.
There is no way non‑Muslims will be able to hide their misdeeds. Allah will even give tongue to the earth to speak to Him about the calumnies of the infidel. In verse 99:4‑5 Allah says that the day itself (i.e., the earth) will explain what to expect. Ibn Kathir writes that the earth will speak of what the people did on its surface. It will testify against every male and female servant, about what they did upon its surface. It will say that he did such and such on such and such day. He further writes that the earth informs about the good and the evil done on its surface.
- Sahih Muslim (39. 6710) tells us that on the resurrection day the earth will turn into a single bread and Allah will turn the single bread like a loaf on a journey; this will be a feast for the people in paradise; Allah’s seasoning for the loaf would be balam (ox liver), which seventy thousand people would eat. Sahih Bukahri (8.76. 527) also mentions that the earth will become bread on the day of resurrection.
Here are a few more interesting ahadith about the Islamic Resurrection Day.
- On the resurrection day Allah will resurrect the stone of Kaba with eyes to see and a tongue to speak…(Sunaan Tirmidhi, 809)
- On the day of resurrection an obedient slave, an imam, and a muezzin will be on the hillock of musk…(Sunaan Tirmidhi, 227)
- Muhammad said that during the resurrection day Allah would provide wings to a group of his followers; they will fly to paradise with the help of those wings. This was due to their devotion to Allah when they spent their time in solitude…(Ghazali, p.4.294)
- Allah promised Jesus that He would get him married on the resurrection day with 100 Hurs whom Allah had created with His own hands. Jesus’ marriage
Ceremony will continue for 4 000 years, one day of which is equal to the age of this world. Those who were religious and ascetic will join this marriage ceremony…(Ghazali, p.3.157)
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Abul Kasem is an Bengali ex-Muslim and academic. He has contributed in Leaving Islam - Apostates Speak Out and Beyond Jihad - Critical Voices from Inside. He has also written extensively on Islam in various websites and is the author of five e-Books: A Complete Guide to Allah, Root of Terrorism ala Islamic Style, Sex and Sexuality in Islam, Who Authored the Quran? and Women in Islam. Mr. Kasem leaves in Sydney, Australia. He can be contacted at email@example.com.
Name: Igor the Infidel
Date: Tuesday January 15, 2008
Time: 13:30:18 -0700
Hmm, so Jesus is going to marry 100 Hurs, according to Ghazali, even though in the Gospel Jesus is recorded as having said that there is no marriage or giving in marriage in heaven....Well, excuuuuuse meeeee! I forgot that the Christians corrupted the story! So then, do these Hurs get pregnant, or are they sterile, so that the PURPOSE of marriage in heaven is to have orgasm after orgasm but no children? If the latter, it all seems kind of pointless to me, but then, Mohammad was obsessed with orgasms, wasn't he? His "Allah" would reward him this way! It all makes sense now!
Name: good article
Date: Tuesday January 15, 2008
Time: 22:46:04 -0700
good article it shows the primitive world view of islam
Date: Wednesday January 16, 2008
Time: 03:03:19 -0700
Doomsday/judgement day is a concept adopted by islam from judaism and christianity just as Mohamed has plagiarised the stories from Bible which he fraudulently claims to have been narrated by angel gabriel(just gibberish!). It is an irrational dogma lacking commonsense,since the dead cannot be brought to life and there is simply no judgement day. I remember in 1998/99 many evangelists and chritian missioneries went paranoid about "doomsday" coming towards the end of the year 1999/2000, and a few came to me exhorting me to convert to christianity to be redeemed by Jesus ( since I was a'pagan' hindu )who was expected to descend upon this blessed planet Earth to harvest the "believing souls" and jettison the rest of us to "eternal Hell"! Well, I had a good laugh at this idiocy, utter stupidity, and when I look back at this I really feel sorry for those gullible/conniving idiots! I read somewhere that Mohamed had fixed the islamic doomsday that would have fallen sometime around the year 1400CE or around that that time. Much water has flowed since then and the doomsday is nowhere in sight. The problem is the die-hard believers would believe any stupid lie/bullshit and decry scientific fact of evolution! Like it or not, evolution cannot be stopped and human beings are also evolving that we are in the age of science and technology and surely enough we will evolve to grow out of all this stupidity and become truly enlightened with the progress of modern science and technology.
Date: Wednesday January 16, 2008
Time: 03:16:50 -0700
Allah is a male chauvinistic pig! He is very keen to give hundreds of Hurs/eternal vigins to the muslim male,but what about muslim female? She gets a raw deal not only in this world but also in the hereafter. After all muslims view their women as a property to be possessed or discarded at their will with the tacit approval of the super-pimp Allah! So much for the much awaited 'judgement day'! It is just puerile and I can't wonder how a billion strong zombies have been taken in by this gibberish,nonsense and a filthy lie!
Date: Wednesday January 16, 2008
Time: 04:36:33 -0700
Resurrection is another concept taken from Christianity, just like the biblical stories plagiarised and fraudulently claimed to have been told to Muhamad by an angel called gabriel, or is gibberish!I remember in the early 1998s when Christian missioneries and evangelists coming to me exhorting me to convert to Christianity in the nick of 'time',since the year 1999 augered the arrival of the judgement day when Christ would redeem all his believers and jettison the rest ofc us to an 'eternal HELL'. Why did they come to me ? Well, I am in their words 'a pagan' hindu ,which according to them was sinful! I, anyway had a good laugh at this bullshit! Now looking back after almost a decade ,with no doomsday on the horizon, I really pity those conniving idiots who went about their charade for a few dollars from the various Christian denominations with their zeal to harvest 'pagan' souls! Islam also has a doomsday when Allah will be assisted by his side-kick Muhamad in admitting muslims to islamic lewd Paradise and dumping the rest of us to Islamic 'Boiling Hell'! I believe Muhamad predicted the doomsday to happen sometime around the 14th/15th century CE. Well we are in the 21st. century CE and Doomsday is nowhere in sight! Isn't it laughable that billions of zombies around in the age of science and technology,knowledge and information, should be die-hard believers of such inanities,stupidities and utter nonsense! We know that evolution is ascientific fact and we are all products of the evolving nature and it is hightime that we recognize this fact and stop making an ass of ourselves with such lunanies!
Date: Wednesday January 16, 2008
Time: 04:45:13 -0700
Allah is a male chauvinistic PIG! He delivers 100 hurs and all that jazz to his faithful male muslims in the etrnal lechery. Allah plays the Super Pimp! What about muslim women ? they get a raw deal not only in this world but also in the hereafter! Women in islam are mere possession in the hands of men to be used and discarded at will! The status of women hangs in balance at the time of Judgement Day - Maybe Allah will in kindness not resurrect them. If he does there is a dilema as Hell is already overpopulated with women,as per Muhamad's own witness on his "jaunts to Heaven and Hell On a winged horse/with angels,et al at his side! How ca anyone in 21st century believe in all such stupidities beats me! Perhaps that is why muslims are brain-dead zombies!nged horse/with angels,et al at his side! How can anyone in 21st century believe in all such stupidities beats me! Perhaps that is why muslims are brain-dead zombies!
Date: Thursday January 17, 2008
Time: 07:12:27 -0700
I TAKE MY HAT OFF TO MR. KASEM WHO HAS ENLIGHTENED THE WORLD ABOUT THE ABSRDITY OF ISLAM , COMICAL ALLAH AND MENTALLY SICK GOD FATHER OF ARABIA.THERE IS NO DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ALLAH AND MOHAMMAD.WHEN MOHAMMAD CLAIMED THAT ALLAH SPOKE TO HIM ,IT WAS ACTUALLY MOHAMMAD HIMSELF SPEAKING UNDER THE GUISE OF ALLAH.MOHAMMAD USED TWIN TRACK TO MAKE MUSLIMS FOLLOW HIS TWISTED CREED.FIRST TO PUT FEAR IN THE HEARTS AND MINDS OF IGNORANT ARABS.SECODLY OFFERING THEM IMAGINERY ISLAMIC PARADISE FOR SENUAL PLEASURES AND LAKES OF WINE.THE MUSLIMS ARE SO STUPID,THEY NEVER QUESTION WHY WINE WAS FORBIDDEN IN THIS WORLD AND ALLOWED IN MUSLIM PARADISE?.UNFOTUNATELY LOGIC IS NOT COMPATIBLE WITH ISLAM.ISLAM IS THE MOST STUPID BUT HILLARIOUS RELIGION.TO DISPEL BOREDOM IENJOY READIND THE HADITHS AND QURAN NOW.
Name: Tony Young
Date: Tuesday April 01, 2008
Time: 00:00:05 -0700
I'm working on a script about a Muslim woman who runs a nudist resort. Though a comedy, I want to take this concept seriously. Is it possible to respect Allah, and be a practicing naturist? I welcome all opinions. tony
Date: Thursday April 17, 2008
Time: 18:34:58 -0700
FIRST OF ALL, LET ME SAY PEACE BE UPON ALL OF YOU. And for Mr. Kaseem and everyone else who have commented below, remember these words of mine, "We will all meet on the Day of Reckoning and you will see how wrong you were about what you say." First of all, does anyone know anything about Islam other that than what you heard someone else say? That about stupidy. I don't expect to go to my english class, sit there and listen to the students blabber and not read from my text book to know the truth and then conclude that the class is not worth taking. WAKE UP PEOPLE! In case you don't know, Allah is not a 'muslim' god. Neither it is the god of Muhammad(may the peace and blessing of Allah be with him) Allah, translated from Arabic means 'The One God with no partners sons, or daughters." Certainly not 3 in 1 or 1 in 3 or whatever other confusing way you might want to put it. Islam is not a 'primitive' religion started in Arabia. If anyone of you had just taken the to read about Islam (of course I forgot that it might be hillarious or preposterous for you to do that) but if you did, you would know that Islam started with our forefather Adam. Just like God has sent other prophets or messengers to guide mankind, (Noah, Ibrahim, Ishmael, Isaac, Jacob, Joseph, David, Solomon, Job, Elias, Jesus, to name a few and may the peace and blessing of God be upon them), HE, Allah, has sent Muhammad (peace be upon him) as the last and final messenger to mankind as was prophesized in the Bible by the prophet Jesus about the comforter to come. But of course the Bible has been rewritten so many times over that who knows what is the truth anymore. Infact Jesus (PBUH) did not come to preach the Bible, he came to preach the evangil or the good news. As the Glorious Quran was revealed to Muhammad (PBUH), it is in it's exact version. Did you know that the blessed mother of Jesus (PBUH) covered her head? And so did all the ancient Jews and Christians? But of course, with civization, men don't want to see women covered so the Bible was changed several times to allow women to dress without covering their heads. Talk about male chavunist pigs and oppression of women. I am sure all of you do not like to see a woman covered up simply because it leaves no room for your lustful imagination! What a pity because that is the protection that Islam has given to women from men like you who let your women graze on the road with their sacred ornaments hanging for all to see. OH GEEZ, now that statistics for rape makes sense to me. Now tell me, how were you borned? Fully clothed with bracelet and diamond earrings? NO! You were borned naked. And how do you return to God? Just as he sent you, naked! On that day, you would be worried about your life in this world and how you used to malign Islam than to even bother looking at the person next to you! My friends, I pray for you. You are most certainly lost. I hope you realise your mistakes before you die because then it will be too late. There is so much about Islam that I long to share with you but time doesn't permit me. I have small books or links I can send you. My email address is firstname.lastname@example.org if you would like to ask me any question and inshallah I will do my best to answer them. God bless you all!!