Omar
M. Ahmad founder of CAIR said: "Islam
isn't in America
to be equal to any other faith, but to become dominant" he
said. "The Koran, the Muslim book of scripture, should be
the highest authority in America, and
Islam the only accepted religion on Earth," he said.
Americans
should give a serious thought to CAIR's agenda.. If Islam and
sharia is adopted in America, It
will be great. .
Muslims
are right. Non of the existing Islamic countries are truly Islamic,
that is why they don't progress and most of them are poor, corrupt
and miserable. We must implement 100%
sharia and sunna to get full benefits of Islam. Inshallah we will
try to do it in USA to make
it the first real Muslim country after the days of rightly guided
khalifas Consider the following advantages:
- America can
go to jihad against non Muslim countries. It will bring immense
wealth in booty and millions of captured women. Canada and
Mexico can be easy targets and are
conveniently located for easy assault and hauling of booty.
- Since
slavery will be allowed
government
can open
slave
markets
to sell it's
20%
share
of the captured women.
- Captured
women/slave- girls can
provide affordable domestic help for house wives and
clean enjoyable sex for their husbands.
- Enslaved
men can be
used as farm labor and factory workers at a much
lower cost than unionized labor.
- Unemployed
men from the prohibited
non Islamic businesses like TV, Photography, computers, mortgage
companies, music industry etc can be hired as religious police
for the Ministry of Prevention of Vice and Promotion of Virtues
. They can be used to beat
up women violating burqa laws, arrest men with undersize beards
and whip the non religious types found loitering at prayer times.
- Since
men will be allowed four wives and unlimited number of slave girls,
population boom will result in
making the fastest growing religion grow even faster.
- All
non muslims will live under dhimmi rules and pay heavy Jizya.
Budget deficits will be a thing of the past.
-
Stoning of adulterers, whipping of alcohol drinkers, cutting of
hands and feet of thieves and beheadings of apostates can
be carried out after Juma prayers on Fridays in the local stadium.
Gate charge for this gory and exciting weekly spectacle can generate
a lot of revenue.
- Unemployed
male gynecologists can be hired to
carry out circumcisions
of new male converts.
- Female
circumcision can be
made mandatory to promote piety and holiness and discourage lewdness
among women.
- Marriage
age for girls can be lowered to 6 years. That will reduce the
burden of support of large poorer families and also promote a
sunna, the tradition set by the holy prophet (peace be up on him).
- Whole
Ramadan will be declared as public holidays so that every
one can pray and recite the Quran.. Why work in the only month
in which all ibadah and Quran recitals are worth 70 times the
normal sawab (reward)?.
- Shia
Muslims on temporary out of town business assignments will be
able to do a temporary marriage (Muta)
and enjoy home comfort outside of home.
- Since
menstruation is a disease according to Quran all menstruating
women will be given time off to rest in bed
during their periods.
- All
toilet seats in the public rest rooms will be reoriented so that
one does not defecate facing Mecca .
- All
public toilets will have buckets of stones instead of toilet tissues
for claiming after
defecation as a movement to implement sunna in the
country.
- Separate
bins along roadside will be placed to drop bones and dried animal
feces for jins to snack on.
- Spiraling
medical costs can be brought down by the following two prong approaches:
- Imams
can be placed in the clinics to recite Quranic ayas (verses)
and blow on the
patients and pray for them . Their fee will be a fraction of
what doctor's charge.
-
All pharmacies will be required to dispense
black cumin, honey, Indian incense and camel urine
as cure for all diseases as recommended by the holy prophet
(pbuh). The cost will be a fraction of today's medicines.
- Spiralling
prison costs will come down due to the following:
- All
men serving time for the
crime of rape
will be freed if four male witnesses had not testified in the
trial. Even if four
male witnesses had testified, the criminal will
be freed under insanity provision, since
only mentally insane will rape in front of four witnesses.
- All
men serving sentences for beating wives will be freed as under
new American sharia law wife beating will be allowed.
- All
thieves will be freed after cutting their hands and feet.
- All
pedophiles will
be freed as sex with children will not be against law any more.
- All
slayers of unbelievers will be freed if they converted to Islam.
All these result in
savings and prosperity and happiness for all. InshaAllah!