It was an outrage—yes, an outrage! The kids thought they were going to a physical education assembly to be taught the values of good exercise habits or how to do the side-straddle hop but when they got to the gym they found a couple of Scientologists talking about L. Ron Hubbard and Dianetics! Well, how could that be? “We seek not revolution,’ said the dianeticists. “We seek only evolution to higher states of being for the individual and society.”

“Did you learn anything?” the Fonz asked Potsie.

“No,” said Potsie. “But my Dad had a fit. He says he’s tired of those Scientologists pushing their way into everything. He’s going to the next school board meeting and is going to ask them to fire the principal and he’s never going to another John Travolta movie as long as he lives.”

This little exercise in absurdity is brought to you by www.maxflackreport.com. Something like this could never happen in the real world. Right? Scientologists would never stoop this low. Right? L. Ron Hubbard was a philosopher and a science fiction writer and John Travolta is an honorable gentleman. It would take a religion devoid of principle to attempt something like this; a religion lacking in respect for other belief systems; a religion that practices deception on a massive scale; a religion that disarms with pious platitudes while breathing taqiyya with every breath. Is there such a religion? Yes! There is! There is! Look! Look!

• Ishaq 442 “By Muhammad’s order we beguiled them.”
   
• Qur’an 4:142 “Surely, the hypocrites strive to deceive Allah. He shall retaliate by deceiving them.” (Paranoia?)
   
• Qur’an 5:41 “Whomever Allah wants to deceive you cannot help.”

God save the dhimmis! Now for the story:

Robin Lowe is principal of Friendswood Junior High It’s a nice little school, an exemplary school—that’s what the sign says, and who is to argue with that. It is located somewhere between Houston and Galveston, Texas. Robin’s sister is a Muslim. Her nephew and her niece are also Muslims. So Robin, for some reason, perhaps as a favor to her sister, did what no school official in her right mind should have done, she changed a physical education assembly at the last minute into Introduction to Islam 101 without bothering to tell the kids or to notify their parents. Someone must have scotch-taped the separation of church and state clause in her copy of the US Constitution. Such negligence!

Imagine Potsie and Ralph Malph filing into the gym expecting to see Coach Bruno with a medicine ball and—Lo and Behold—they are confronted by two women from the Council on American-Islamic Relations (CAIR) telling them that Jesus Christ was not the Son of God but a mere prophet scarcely equal to Adam and Noah and not much better than Ibrahim Hooper and Nihad Awad. There is only one God they are told and His name is Allah. Poor Gunga Din! Spencer Tracy didn’t go that far in Boys Town. Even Baldur von Schirach didn’t make unannounced stops in Catholic schools in Nazi Germany! Allahu akbar is beginning to sound like Heil Hitler.

”If somebody had told me,” said Ralph Malph, “I would have worn my kiffeyah.”

No one was pleased except the CAIR harpies—they had put another one over on the dhimmis!

There were a lot of angry parents. “This was put right at the end of the school year,” said one, “which will most likely prevent a Christian response.”

Deception? Beguilement? Was someone deceived? Of course! School officials, sunk in dhimmitude and self-abasement, said the Islam Awareness presentation was “to increase understanding of the Islamic culture in response to racially motivated comments that had been made to students on campus.” What comments? What students? When did hearsay become nine-tenths of the law? And what race? Is there no end to this gullibility? Mr. Chips lost his virginity during the Vietnam War; political correctness and cultural diversity has taken his spine. Robin Lowe should have been fired. It can be done—and easily enough. Where there is a will there is a way

Jerry Marszalek, a wrestling coach at Dearborn High in Dearborn, Michigan, was fired for allowing the Rev. Trey Hancock to discuss religion with members of his wrestling team. Lowe invited Muslim women from CAIR into Friendswood Junior High not to discuss religion with a couple of grapplers but with the entire student body! But it wasn’t about religion said district spokesperson Carolyn Gephart; it was about culture! “There was no proselytizing,” she said. Uh-huh.

Not so, said Pastor David Welch of the Houston Area Pastor Council. Welch was right. It is easier to separate war from killing and death from dying than to separate religion from Islamic culture. Students who attend these sessions (they are called Islam Awareness) are told Jesus was a prophet; the name for God is Allah; there are 5 Pillars of Islam and if they still don’t get it, they are told how to pray five times a day. If Ralph Malph had worn his kiffeyah he would have been commended.

Robin Lowe responded to the complaints with the usual half-hearted mea culpa. “In hindsight,” she said, “a note should have been sent home to parents indicating the purpose and content of the presentation in time for parents to contact me with questions or concerns or requests to exempt their child. This will be our practice in the future, should we ever have another presentation of a similar nature.”

Should we ever have another…Loosely translated that means there will be no Christian Awareness presentation, sparing the feelings of atheist and agnostic students and most importantly, the feelings of Muslim students from all that talk about the Christian God. Robin Lowe should have been fired.

Kim Leago has a son in the eighth grade at Friendswood. She was not pleased with the Islam Awareness presentation. “We can’t say ‘One nation under God’ in school,” she said, “so I definitely don’t think (the presentation) was the right choice.”

Dr. Ahmed Ahmed of the Galveston Islamic Center said, “Muslims in the U.S. are Americans, not intruders. They are not invaders; they are not outsiders. We are all Americans, and we are all working toward a better America.”

A better America! What a wonderful idea! Everyone wants a better America. Thomas Jefferson wanted a better America; Abe Lincoln wanted a better America; and so did Jefferson Davis and Bull Connor and William Ayers and they all worked toward what they believed would be a better America. But what about the two ladies from CAIR—were they working toward a better America or an Islamic America?

Omar Ahmad, co-founder of CAIR, said, “Islam isn’t in America to be equal to any other faiths, but to become dominant. The Koran, the Muslim book of scripture should be the highest authority in America, and Islam the only accepted religion on earth.” That doesn’t sound better.

Nor do all Liberals have as high an opinion of CAIR as Robin Lowe and Karolyn Gephart. “To praise CAIR,” said Senator Barbara Boxer (D-CA), “because they haven’t been indicted is like somebody saying, ‘I’m, not a crook.”

Nor does CAIR shy away from supporting terrorism. With ties to Hamas and Hezballah and with several members of CAIR having been sentenced to long prison terms for engaging in terrorist activities, CAIR spokesman Ibrahim Hooper offered the following: “CAIR does not support these groups publicly.”

Regardless of what Dr. Ahmed said, CAIR did invade Friendswood Junior High—they intruded; they are not working toward a better America, they are working toward an Islamic America; they are not Americans, they are Muslims. Robin Lowe should have been fired and Dr. Ahmed should take lessons in reading comprehension so he will better understand the Qur’an the next time he bows his head in prayer. No real American would want an Islamic 1984.

The kids would have been better off listening to a couple of Scientologists. When people are talking about freedom and democracy there is something to he said for Dianetics, nothing for Islam.