Shoe-bomber Richard Reid: Waiting List for Allah’s Whorehouse
07 Aug, 2007
any dizzier than he was the day he boarded American Airlines Flight
63 from Paris to Miami on December 22, 2001, with enough explosives
in his shoes to blow the Road Runner, Wile E. Coyote and Yosemite
Sam to where the woodbine twineth. Fortunately for the 185
passengers and 12 crewmembers there were two short-circuits on board
Flight 63 that day—the one between Richard Reid’s ears and the one
in his sneakers. Maybe if he had been wearing Buster Browns.
- A flight attendant smelled smoke. It was Reid trying to set fire to his sneakers. The last time someone tried that was in the ‘60s and the shoe was full of marijuana.
There was a scuffle. The shoe-bomber, a six foot-four inch Cro-Magnon, bit one of the flight attendants on the thumb. Passengers helped subdue the rascal, a doctor administered Valium and the wretch was turned over to the authorities at Boston’s Logan International Airport. On January 30, 2002, Richard Reid was sentenced to 110 years in jail and a $7 million fine. He has spent the last four-and-a-half years in the maximum-security wing of the ADX facility at Florence, Colorado. Has he learned anything? Not so as one would notice. But he dreams a lot and has high hopes. A Cro-Magnon might not be able to bring a passenger liner down but an ant can move a rubber tree plant and Reid fits in there somewhere.
The outside world got a glimpse into what has been going on in the shoe-bomber’s mind when the London Daily Mirror published excerpts from some of the letters Reid has written to friends on the outside. The Mirror did not explain how they came into possession of the letters or their contents. Not once, said the Mirror, did Reid express regret or remorse. “I had a couple of good dreams about my situation changing for the better in the not so distant future,” Reid wrote, “so there is a blessing from Allah.”
A hundred and ten years…sure, he can do it standing on his head. He’s already down to a hundred and six. The days might drag by but the years will fly by. In no time at all he will be bent and gray, gnarled and wobbly, drooling in his porridge. He will be the oldest man in Allah’s Great Whorehouse in the Sky when he gets there but it will be worth the wait. What will it be like? What does the Holy Book say? Ah—here it is; so simple even a child could understand.
Qur’an 83:22 “The believers will be in Delightful Bliss: On couch-like thrones, gazing, their thirst will be slaked with pure wine.”
Delightful Bliss! Pure wine! Gaze at the walls of your cell, Dickey-boy, at those cold cinder blocks and the 106 years will pass like a breeze! Think! Contemplate! Paris Hilton…Pamela Anderson…J-Lo…Hanadi Jaradat…
Qur’an 56:33 “Unending, and unforbidden, exalted beds, and maidens incomparable. We have found them in a distinctive fashion and made them virgins, loving companions matched in age, for the sake of those of the right hand.”
Matched in age? Better check into that! It wouldn’t do to be paired with Granny Clampett or Roseanne Barr’s grandmother. No…no, that would be hell.
Qur’an 56:13 “A multitude of those from the first, and a few from the latter, (will be) on couch-like thrones woven with gold and precious stones. Reclining, facing each other. Round about them will (serve) boys of perpetual (freshness), of never ending bloom, with goblets, jugs, and cups (filled) with sparkling wine.”
Perpetual freshness? Never ending bloom? Boys? To serve wine…why should it be boys? Can’t the (gasp…pant…drool…snort) houris do it? Who needs boys? They will be in the way—of course, if Allah ordains…
Qur’an 52:21 “Round about them will serve, (devoted) to them, young boy servants of their own (handsome) as well-guarded pearls. They will advance to each other, drawing near, engaging in mutual enquiry.”
Mutual inquiry? Why should that be? They will only be serving wine. Who needs Beavis and Butt-Head. And this advancing…drawing near! They sound like Midnight Cowboys! Is Paradise close to Brokeback Mountain?
Bukhari V4B55N544 “They will not urinate, relieve nature, spit, or have nasal secretions. Their combs will be gold and their sweat will smell like musk.”
No wonder Richard Reid signed on the dotted line. Allah’s Paradise beats a lifetime pass to Hugh Hefner’s Playboy Mansion by at least three or four Playmates and a million years. His head must still be in a whirl. Reid converted to Islam while in jail. He was serving a sentence at Feltham (a young offender’s institute) for a variety of crimes including mugging when he saw the light. It couldn’t have been much.
Bukhari V1B2N25 “Allah’s Apostle was asked, ‘What is the best deed?’ He replied, ‘To believe in Allah and His Apostle Mohammad.” The questioner then asked, ‘What is the next best in goodness?’ He replied, ‘To participate in Jihad, religious fighting in Allah’s cause.”
It was something a Cro-Magnon could understand. To terrorize the infidels! Wound their bodies and incapacitate them! Killing them is a small matter to us! Smite their necks!
The trouble with Reid’s 115-year sentence is that he won’t live long enough to enjoy all of it. But he can make himself useful. He can serve humanity—he can do good deeds. He doesn’t have to be just another bored lifer. He could embroider pillowcases for the warden; entertain his fellow inmates with George Costanza impressions; design fail-safe sneakers; blog on the DailyKos. But it’s not likely. The chances are Reid will remain true to the cause of Islam just as Rudolph Hess and Horst Wessel remained true to Nazi Germany.
Horst Wessel? Richard Reid? Why, sure. The aims, the philosophies, the violence, the hatreds espoused by the Jihadists and the Nazis are similar—the anti-Semitism, the master race—the master religion ideologies—and so to the rewards awaiting the heroes in the afterlife. In Mein Kampf, page 768, Hitler wrote, “It is certain that each hero who comes forward voluntarily, and dies the sacred death of martyrdom climbs the steps to Vahallah.” The Thousand Year Reich, the Hitler Youth—Islam, the Mad-Rats-Asses schools! Brown Shirts, Black Shirts, Mujahideen, Hamas, Hezbollah…Believe it or don’t.
A word of advice for Richard Reid before he leave for Allah’s Great Whorehouse in the Sky: Stock up on good high quality asbestos underwear…It will be hotter than ten thousand blast furnaces where you’re going and the houris will have horns, long tails and pitchforks and the only language spoken will be Yiddish. Oh, yeah…and get yourself an interpreter.
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Denis Schulz was prospective convert to Islam (read his testimony: How I Almost Became a Muslim?) before changing his mind after the 9/11. He actively writes on the threats of Islam and terrorism.
Name: kafir786 the allah killer
Date: Tuesday August 07, 2007
Time: 02:40:45 -0700
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good story,keep up the good work. truth will destroy islam and all religion soon.
Name: Gaby (a gay apostate)
Date: Tuesday August 07, 2007
Time: 08:02:22 -0700
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I always wondered...what if one of the suicidal jihadists is a closeted gay and only Allah knew that, will he be rewarded with male "escorts"? The straight martyres will be even allowed to drink wine in Allah's heaven so why not regal their gay companions with something they can appreciate.
Name: steven_w
Date: Tuesday August 07, 2007
Time: 09:01:09 -0700
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Just what the hell do Islamic women get when they arrive in paradise? I took a woman to a topless bar once long ago and she didn't like it.
Name: Marie
Date: Tuesday August 07, 2007
Time: 13:20:24 -0700
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I wonder what will Reid do when he gets to paradise and finds that the 72 Hurs waiting for him are men. According to an essay posted by Muhammed Ashgar the term Hur that is used in the Quran, means men not women and it is actually 72 men that will bring sexual pleasures to the good Muslim men entering paradise. In his essay Ashgar explains that Muslim translators changed the words describing the sexual pleasures that await Muslim men, because they are saying that Allah allows Homosexual unions. Only one translation of the Quran actually uses the word and that version was translated by nonmuslim who was trying to present the Quran as Arabic literature. Ashgar's essay makes sense because in the Haditha the majority of the inmates in hell are women. So how could their be 72 beautiful women awaiting to bring sexual pleasures to Muslim men, when there is a shortage of women in paradise? That oversexed homicidal, narcisstic, delusional, and genocidal maniac Muhammed was either gay or bisexual. Also he and Hitler had a lot in common, which very chilling.
Name: justme
Date: Tuesday August 07, 2007
Time: 20:39:16 -0700
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Just onne bullet please for sake of all humanity.
Name: Amazing
Date: Friday August 10, 2007
Time: 08:03:56 -0700
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I have no problem at all with a faith. I have no problem with a person of a different faith trying to convert me. After all, if a faith is worth having, wouldn't you want to share it with other people whom you care about? It is just that when you bring the idea of "convert or die," "dhimmitude," complete elimination of any ideas contrary to yours presents a problem. Mutual respect has to prevail in a free society, even if you don't agree with someone else's ideas. You can't force a culture to change, especially through violence, and be accepted by the world community at large. Case in point: people who move to the US and UK, and demand that the culture change to resemble where they came from. A bit selfish, don't you think? Sadly, most people today are too intellectually lazy, and want to feel "big" about themselves, and therefore accomodate demands by those who refuse to assimilate into an adopted culture. After all. who wants to be branded a racist? Isn't that CAIR's favorite tactic?
Name: agnostic
Date: Sunday August 12, 2007
Time: 16:57:32 -0700
Comment
Richard Reid is just one more dumb donkey that islam used for its evil. Islam is pure evil. Every convert to this evil cult, spawned from satan's abode and spread by his evil disciple Mohd. has been convicted of Crimes Against All Humanity to serve satan as edicted by evil Mo. Recall Belgian convert to Islam, MURIEL DEGAUQUE , 38, who blew herself up near Baghdad on November 9 in a suicide attack on American troops, Q: what does Muriel get in the muslim heaven? 72 men with eternal erection? How is she to enjoy eternal copulation? Jack Roche, David Hicks, David Courtallier, Willie Virgile Brigitte, Steven Smyrek, Michael Christian Ganczarski, Albert Friedrich Armand Huber, Domenico Quaranta, Jason Walters,Germaine Lindsay, John Samuel, Mohammed Robert Heft,Thomas Fischer, and several more. The point is ALL turned into terrorists once they embraced that filthy evil called islam. They are not the danger to the world. The danger to the whole world and ALL Humanity are politicians who coddle up to Islamists to wreak despicable crimes on common folks for their betrayal, their greed of money and power, their colluding evil with islam to enslave general mankind. Aiding and abetting them are the western apologists and so-called "intellectuals" whose main task is to sing the lullaby of "islam is a religion of peace" on a world that prefers to have its collective heads buried deep in the sand - for ignorance is bliss, no?
Name: agnostic
Date: Sunday August 12, 2007
Time: 17:39:39 -0700
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I forgot to add. The worst collaborator of islamists and islamofascism is the DEADLY LEFTIST MEDIA. New York Times, the British bastard corporation -BBC, the Guardian, Independent and its arab lickspittle Fisk, etc
Name: Ludicrous islam
Date: Sunday August 19, 2007
Time: 06:30:53 -0700
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'Bukhari V4B55N544 “They will not urinate, relieve nature, spit, or have nasal secretions. Their combs will be gold and their sweat will smell like musk'. Everything I've read on muslim paradise is so hilarious and OTT. I know one UK muslim of Pakistani origin, who, when I bring this sort of nonsense up, rapidly excuses his family saying they, 'are educated and westernized', whilst cursing his father for abandoning his mother for a younger bride, 'he's just a sex maniac'. Ouch, bad experiences all round. Islam has come to the West to die a slow and not particularly dignified death. Our wonderful freedoms are already creating fissures that will develop over the coming decades into irreparable cracks and chasms. We tolerate it for now because it's in a hurry to 'take over'. I wouldn't want to be a muslim in the UK or Europe when the balloon goes up; there's an enormous backlog of grievances being built up.
Name: Guest
Date: Saturday August 25, 2007
Time: 10:52:51 -0700
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It will be hotter than ten thousand blast furnaces where you’re going and the houris will have horns, long tails and pitchforks and the only language spoken will be Yiddish. ================================================ Yiddish? Nothing changes. :\