Muhammad's Camel-Urine Therapy...
23 May, 2009
A friend emailed me this comic, which I share with you with some thoughts of mine…
Seriously? Muhammad actually ordered his followers to drink camel
pee?? That's news to me! I looked up the hadith to verify what it
actually says. And guess what? See it for yourself: here's the
full hadiths:
Narrated Abu Qilabah:
Anas said, “Some people of ‘Ukl or ‘Uraina tribe came to Medina and its climate did not suit them. So the Prophet ordered them to go to the herd of (Milch) camels and to drink their milk and urine (as a medicine)...
Hmmmm interesting…. Muhammad ordered a tribe to drink camel milk-n-pee smoothie as remedy to cure their aversion to dryness?
Don't you get it? Let's see what the Wikipedia has to say.
According to Wikipedia, the urine therapy was a form of alternative medicine in several ancient cultures.
See! Now is what I call ‘Alternative Medicine’. This was just as silly and kooky then, as it is now???
People are advised against drinking urine because it might—besides just being plain old gross—give them rashes (so caution is very necessary, please don’t take this as serious stuff!). Or, as in the case of the ‘Ukl/‘Uraina tribes, it might even cause….urine madness!!! (A New threat to mankind’s extinction, other than the weird viruses that plague us…).
The hadith continues, "So they went as directed and after they became healthy, they killed the shepherd of the Prophet and drove away with all the camels."
‘Hahahahah… good riddance to cleaver thinkers!’ The pee-drinkers turned into pee-zombies and killed a guy. Then they chased away the camels, which is dumb, considering that’s where their “medication” is coming from??? Now how did the good prophet react to all of this? With vengeance, of course!
"...The news reached Muhammad early in the morning and he sent his men (sahibahs) in their hot pursuit and they were captured and brought at noon. Muhammad then ordered to cut off their hands and feet (and it was done), and as well their eyes were branded with heated pieces of iron rods. They were put in ‘Al-Harrah’ and when they asked for water; no water was given to them”, till they died of extreme thirst!!!
Did you catch all of that? One more time, in bulleted form:
• Mojo had the tribe captured.
• Mojo had their hands and feet cut off.
• Mojo branded their eyes with hot iron rods.
• Mojo dumped them in Al-Harrah (a large volcanic field near the Jordanian border)…
• Thirst… with no water! So they can’t even make more piss to drink.
Wow! Just wow!!! And in case you’re thinking maybe Muhammad wasn’t such a nice guy after all, the hadith ends with some good old-fashioned enabling:
Abu Qilabah said, “Those people committed theft and murder, became infidels after embracing Islam and fought against Allah and His Apostle.”
It’s never Muhammad’s fault when he has to torture and murder someone. He always has a justification: it’s their fault, it’s always their fault!
Anyway, here’s what seems more likely to me. Muhammad told the tribe to drink the “medicine” and they believed him... They believed him enough to drink warm camel milk (desert, remember???) mixed with warm camel pee. This did nothing for their climate woes, and they realized just how crappy Muhammad was! They got pissed (no pun intended…), killed the shepherd and chased away the camels in revenge. And you know the rest...
And with that, I’m off to make a pee-milkshake to cure my aching butt cheeks. I had one of those killer workouts yesterday that left everything from the waist down sore. Hurt real bad... need a real good Mojo remedy...
Lennard James is a Pakistani-born writer.
Name: Anti Clot
Subject:
Date: Saturday May 23, 2009
Time: 03:00:34 -0400
Comment
Of course this is not the only stupid hadith we know about. Most hadiths are only stupid, while many are extremely cruel and others are really pervers. How about molesting young children or suckling adults? Or drinking the urine of the prophet and shi**ing in the right direction? Even the quran is not much better. But how is this possible that a civilisation depends on scriptures so stupid? I would say the reason is that the Arabs were very, very underdeveloped during Muhammads lifetime. While the arabian peninsula was surrounded by many superior cultures such as Egypt, Byzantine, Mesopotamia and Persia with many, many literature and science, with libraries containing thousands of written books, the Arab world had absolutely nothing, not a single books they could call their own. And if we have a closer look to the quran we can understand that the "authors" did not have any idea what a book is. So do many contempory arabs and muslims. They think they don't need any book because they already have the only one allegedly written by god. And instead of reading and understanding the quran, they are memorising it and worshipping it like an idol or fetish. In short, while the other world developed towards modernism and rationalism, with elaborated philosophy and theology, islam remained trapped in black magic and superstition with no idea of education and progress.
Name: I AM FUNDAMENTALIST=TRUE KORAN FOLLOWER MUSLIM I CHALLANGE U
Subject:
Date: Saturday May 23, 2009
Time: 03:45:21 -0400
Comment
I AM FUNDAMENTALIST=TRUE KORAN FOLLOWER MUSLIM I CHALLANGE U.if the muslims drink camel urine what is wrong ? hindus drink cow urine and even make anti cancer medicine from cow urine.so there shud be more research into urine therapy.who know maybe pig urine can cure aids ??
Name: Tor
Subject:
Date: Saturday May 23, 2009
Time: 03:53:23 -0400
Comment
maybe muslims are muslims because they believe "eat shit 30 billion flies cant be wrong" hehe
Name: Tor
Subject:
Date: Saturday May 23, 2009
Time: 03:53:44 -0400
Comment
maybe allahs apostle believed "eat shit 30 billion flies cant be wrong" hehe
Name: balam
Subject:
Date: Saturday May 23, 2009
Time: 04:42:55 -0400
Comment
I admire Mohammads genious.He was an illuionist and great mind control hypnotist.The Muslim worship him and his book quran without reservation or undestanding.You certainly do not need brains to be a follower of Mohammad.When ever a Muslim gets ill,he should be given the miraculous medicine -camels urine as prescribed by doctor Mohammad.The world could save a lot of money, spent on mulims health care.
Name: MOST IMP !!! MOST IMP !!!! http://www.inthenameofallah.org/quran.html
Subject:
Date: Saturday May 23, 2009
Time: 07:41:21 -0400
Comment
MOST IMP !!! MOST IMP !!!! http://www.inthenameofallah.org/quran.html , THIS SITE EXPOSES KORAN WORD FOR WORD AS FAKE BOOK,this is really a divine work to expose islam,its a hot must read.
Name:
Subject:
Date: Saturday May 23, 2009
Time: 07:41:42 -0400
Comment
shet these is bull shet desguisting
Name: To Tor:
Subject:
Date: Saturday May 23, 2009
Time: 11:49:10 -0400
Comment
If 1.3 billion muslims can't be wrong, 30 billion flies can't be wrong.
Name: lens
Subject:
Date: Saturday May 23, 2009
Time: 15:25:20 -0400
Comment
scientific cannot last forever, it is not from God, but came from satan.
Name: Anti Clot
Subject:
Date: Saturday May 23, 2009
Time: 15:31:28 -0400
Comment
The Arabs were always called the illiterates or the people without scriptures and even after the islamisation great muslim thinkers like Ibn Khaldun regarded the nomadic Arabs as primitive aborigines without elaborated culture. Even during Muhammads liftetime Islam was centuries behind the neighbours and they did not really improve their position since then. It is clear that the arabs had no idea about logic and science when the hadith were written.
Name: Snake Oil Baron
Subject:
Date: Sunday May 24, 2009
Time: 00:36:13 -0400
Comment
Name: lens Date: Saturday May 23, 2009 Time: 15:25:20 -0400 Comment <i>"scientific cannot last forever, it is not from God, but came from satan."</> Yeah. So's your mother.
Name: AD-dajjal
Subject:
Date: Sunday May 24, 2009
Time: 11:55:20 -0400
Comment
It was I Dajjal who afflicted Mohammad during his life. He prayed to Allah to relieve him of my afflictions, but to no avail. I am not as strong as Allah, but I am stronger than prayers to him. It was not Gabriel, the weak kneed angel, that appeared to Mohammad, it was I AD-dajjal. I afflicted Mohammad and he in turn afflicted everyone around him. Muslims are still afflicted, my influence is stronger now than in Mohammad's time. I am ramping up my afflictions. No one prays to Allah about me anymore, so I can operate in the stealth mode, until I appear with some really loud bangs. At that time, the last days, Muslims will drink camel urine mixed with Viagra. I have waited hundreds of years for kuffars to invent Viagra, my victory is now assured.
Name: Malek
Subject:
Date: Monday May 25, 2009
Time: 06:53:28 -0400
Comment
Don't make up stories and make it history...
Name:
Subject:
Date: Monday May 25, 2009
Time: 10:58:58 -0400
Comment
"Uraina tribe " or is it Urine tribe? And Muslims STILL sell, buy and drink camel urine. See --> http://www.news.faithfreedom.org/gallery2/v/SiteGraphics/muminsalih/Camel+Urine.jpg.html
Name: uhh
Subject:
Date: Tuesday May 26, 2009
Time: 23:16:21 -0400
Comment
the thieves did exactly the same thing to the Sheppard (blinded, cut off hands ect..) right befor they stole from and guess what Allah rebuked him for it. you kaffirs leave out parts to make things different. the truth of the matter is different then you lies. the christians are the time and long after were much worse then the muslims.. your half truths make you look worse.. leing about islam is still a sin to allah but then i am sure you new religion allows lies.. like christians tell lies about islam ,oh i for got some dude how they call god died on a stick so they can lie,cheat steal, rape, pillage, plunder and just be forgiven..