In history, many warlords and leaders robbed, killed and raped, and committed genocides, but they were all condemned and declared evil criminals like Genghis Khan, Hitler and Polpot. Mo was the only warlord, who did all that and is still declared a perfect human being. He was arguably not only the most violent man, who ever lived, but he was also a nutcase, who did such strange and abnormal things that if done by anyone else will land him in a nut-house. Yet a billion Muslims consider him a role model for humanity. Now that is a real miracle.
Let us see some of the things the role model did when he was not busy with robbing, killing and raping.
SLEPT WITH DEAD WOMEN
Whether this gesture was sexual in nature or not, it is a nutty thing to lie down with a dead woman and think that it will give her a ticket to paradise.
Hadith 34424 Kanezel Umal
This is from a book called "Kanz Al Umal" (The Treasure of the Workers), in the chapter of "The issues of women", authored by Ali Ibn Husam Aldin, commonly known as Al-Mutaki Al-Hindi. He based his book on the hadiths and sayings listed in "Al-Jami Al-Saghir," written by Jalal ul-Din Al-Suyuti.
Narrated by Ibn Abbas:
"I (Muhammad) put on her my shirt that she may wear the clothes of heaven, and I SLEPT with her in her coffin (grave) that I may lessen the pressure of the grave. She was the best of Allah’s creatures to me after Abu Talib"… The prophet was referring to Fatima, the mother of Ali.
SWAM IN FILTHY POND WITH DEAD DOGS
If you bathed in sewage water with fecal matter in it, will your wife let you come near her? Well our Prophet did just that it and not only his wives slept with him but wives of his disciples also came and slept with him.
He had a strange theory that water cannot become dirty. He would go and swim in Budaah well in which people threw, garbage, dead animals, fecal matter and rags with menstrual blood in it. Not only that, after bathing in it, he went to the mosque and lead prayer and all the Muslims prayed behind this stinking imam. No body dared to speak up and criticize him or say that he stunk. They knew criticizing prophet was blasphemy punishable with death.
Here are some hadiths:
Abu Dawood, 1:66:
Narrated AbuSa'id al-Khudri:
The people asked the Messenger of Allah (peace_be_upon_him): Can we perform ablution out of the well of Buda'ah, which is a well into which menstrual clothes, dead dogs and stinking things were thrown? He replied: Water is pure and is not defiled by anything.
Abu Dawood,Book 1, Number 0067:
Narrated AbuSa'id al-Khudri:
I heard that the people asked the Prophet of Allah (peace be upon him): Water is brought for you from the well of Buda'ah. It is a well in which dead dogs, menstrual clothes and excrement of people are thrown. The Messenger of Allah (peace be upon him) replied: Verily water is pure and is not defiled by anything.
Tafsir Qurtubi, chapter vol. 13, p. 51: "Prophet drank dirty water from Budaah well and performed wudu with it."
(For other references to Prophet’s (PBUH) bathing, drinking and making wudu with the water from Budaah well with dead dogs, garbage and menstrual blood listen to the last part of the following debate between a Muslim scholar and a Christian Arab)
WALKED AROUND WITH LICE
Needless to say that a man, who bathed in filthy water of the Budaah well will not mind having lice in his beard and head... Our prophet used to walk around and visit his disciples with lice falling off his beard and head. The embarrassed Muslim women often tried to take care of his lice problem.
Bukhari 9.87.130:
Allah's Apostle used to visit Um Haram bint Milhan she was the wife of 'Ubada bin As-Samit. One day the Prophet visited her and she provided him with food and started looking for lice in his head.
Abu Dawood 19.3074:
She was picking lice from the head of the Apostle of Allah (peace be upon him) while the wife of Uthman ibn Affan and the immigrant women were with him.
VISITED CEMETERIES IN THE MIDDLE OF NIGHT AND MADE WEIRD HAND SIGNALS
How many of us wake up in the middle of night and go to a graveyard alone without any rhyme or reason, stand there for a long time making hand signals. And if we did, will we be considered sane???
Muslim 4.2127:
'A'isha narrated this: When it was my turn for Allah's Messenger (may peace be upon him) to spend the night with me, he turned his side, put on his mantle and took off his shoes and placed them near his feet, and spread the corner of his shawl on his bed and then lay down till he thought that I had gone to sleep. He took hold of his mantle slowly and put on the shoes slowly, and opened the door and went out and then closed it lightly. I covered my head, put on my veil and tightened my waist wrapper, and then went out following his steps till he reached Baqi (cemetery)'. He stood there and he stood for a long time. He then lifted his hands three times, and then returned.
PERFORMED ORAL SEX ON MENSTRUATING WOMEN
Liking oral sex is one thing but performing it on a menstruating woman and then falling asleep on top of her private parts, you have to be either crazy or addicted to menstrual blood.
Here is a hadith where Prophet asked his menstruating wife Aisha to open her thighs, then he put his head there and later fell asleep with his head between her thighs... The hadiths stopped short of saying that he performed oral sex on Aisha but it seems, that’s what he did… Either Aisha was too embarrassed to mention it or the later embarrassed Muslims removed that part from the sahih hadith.
Sunaan Abu Dawud 1.270:
Narrated Aisha, Ummul Mu'minin:
Aisha said, “One night the Prophet of Allah entered (upon me) while I was menstruating. He said: Come near me. I said: I am menstruating. He said: Uncover your thighs. I, therefore, uncovered both of my thighs. Then he put his cheek and chest on my thighs and I lent upon him until he became warm and slept.
It seems that he had also recited Quran before falling asleep.
Bukhari 9.93.639:
Narrated 'Aisha:
The Prophet used to recite the Quran with his head in my lap while I used to be in my periods (having menses).
BLINDED PEEPING TOMS
Everyone likes privacy. But you don't pierce a sharp arrow into the eye of someone, who peeps into your room.
Bukhari 9.83.38a:
Narrated Anas:
A man peeped into one of the dwelling places of the Prophet. The Prophet got up and aimed a sharp-edged arrow head (or wooden stick) at him to poke him stealthily.
TOLD STRANGE FAIRY TALES
Mo used to tell ridiculous make-believe fairy tales of meeting jinns, wrestling with them, tying them to a mosque pillar, reciting Quran to their gatherings etc. etc. He said jinns eat bones and their horses eat dung. (he instructed Muslims never to use bones to clean themselves after defecating). Everyone calls such a man loonie but Muslims call him a prophet and consider him holier than god. (South Park drew cartoons of God and Jesus, it did not bother Muslims; when they drew cartoon of Mo, they went berserk).
Here is such a story of Mo describing his Quran recital to a gathering of bone-eating jinns (who were made of fire), who rode to the event on dung eating horses...
Muslim 4.903:
Ibn Masud says, “we were in the company of the Messenger of Allah (may peace be upon him) one night and he went missing. We searched for him in the valleys and the hills. We thought he was secretly killed by somebody. We spent the worst night which people could ever spend. When it was dawn we saw him coming from the side of Hiri'. We said: Messenger of Allah, we missed you and searched for you, but we could not find you and we spent the worst night which people could ever spend. He (the Holy Prophet) said: A Jinn came to me to invite on behalf of a group of jinns and I went along with him and recited to them the Qur'an. Prophet then went along with us and showed us their traces and traces of their embers. They (the Jinn) asked him (the Holy Prophet) about their provision and he said: Every bone on which the name of Allah is recited is your provision. The time it will fall in your hand it would be covered with flesh, and the dung of (the camels) is fodder for your animals. The Messenger of Allah (may peace be upon him) said: Don't perform istinja (clean yourself) with these (things) for these are the food of your brothers (Jinn).
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