Muhammad – The Cursing Prophet
We, good Muslims, take our religion seriously. We love cursing. In fact, it is such a pleasure to just curse. We learned that from our master, peace be upon him, prophet Muhammad.
Now, let me tell you.. the Jews and Christians think Prophet Malachi of the old testament was a cursing prophet. You look up the book of Malachi. All that guy had in his book is three curses! Well, big deal. This is nothing. Those infidels are ignorant. You want a real cursing prophet, it is Muhammad. Malachi does not stand a chance when faced with a cursing giant like good ole Mo. If you do a little search for the word “curse” in the Qur’an, there is 55 of them in 47 verses. If you look up the word “cursed” in the Qur’an, you’ll find it 25 time in 24 verses. What a joker that prophet Malachi is compared to the master of cursing, prophet Mo.
Hadith is even better. We have hundreds of Hadith just loaded up with cursing left and right. Prophet Mo invoked Allah’s curses on many people. I am really surprised he is not in the Guinness book of record just for cursing. I think that Guinness book is a scam invented by infidels and they want to keep our prophet out of it. Why? Our holy prophet, one time, kept cursing people for a whole month. If this is not a Guinness world record of cursing, I do not know what is!
Narrated Anas bin Malik: For thirty days Allah's Apostle invoked Allah to curse those who had killed the companions of Bir-Mauna; he invoked evil upon the tribes of Ral, Dhakwan, and Usaiya who disobeyed Allah and His Apostle. There was reveled about those who were killed at Bir-Mauna a Quranic Verse we used to recite, but it was cancelled later on. The Verse was: "Inform our people that we have met our Lord. He is pleased with us and He has made us pleased" (Bukhari : Book #52, Hadith #69)
I tell you, our prophet knew that those infidels will try to keep him out of Guinness book of records. He knew it all along and, so, he cursed those Jewish and Christian infidels
Narrated 'Aisha and 'Abdullah bin 'Abbas: When the last moment of the life of Allah's Apostle came he started putting his 'Khamisa' on his face and when he felt hot and short of breath he took it off his face and said, "May Allah curse the Jews and Christians for they built the places of worship at the graves of their Prophets." The Prophet was warning (Muslims) of what those had done. (Bukhari: Book #8, Hadith #427)
You can see from the above hadith how Mo was a true prophet. Even when he was on his death bed, he managed to find time to curse!
Also, prophet Mo was a chum guy. He wanted people to do things right. Allah told the Jews not to use for consumption animal fat. And, they found a way around that and started selling that animal’s fat. Prophet Mo saw their trickery and cursed them right away:
Our holy Mo loved women, no doubt about it. He accumulated a bunch of them over the years. But he was a genuine man. He liked to see a genuine woman. Any woman who is not genuine, like if she was using false hair, should have some punishment because she is not genuine. What is better than cursing her for punishment!
And, since we are talking about women, a man has urges when it comes to women. It is not nice at all if a woman refuses to give her man some sex when he is in dire need. Good ole Mo knew that, so he had angels cursing her for the whole night since she did a despicable act and left the man in limbo not knowing what to do
Since we are talking about women issues, let me say this: prophet Mo was against superficial beauty. He did not like tattoos. He cursed them:
Narrated Abu Juhaifa: The Prophet cursed the lady who practices tattooing and the one who gets herself tattooed, and one who eats (takes) Riba' (usury) and the one who gives it. And he prohibited taking the price of a dog, and the money earned by prostitution, and cursed the makers of pictures. (Book #63, Hadith #259)
Also, as the real man prophet Mo was, he did not have much to say to gays and lesbians other than cursing
Narrated Ibn 'Abbas: Allah's Apostle cursed those men who are in the similitude (assume the manners) of women and those women who are in the similitude (assume the manners) of men. (Book #72, Hadith #773)
Narrated Ibn 'Abbas: The Prophet cursed effeminate men (those men who are in the similitude (assume the manners of women) and those women who assume the manners of men, and he said, "Turn them out of your houses ." The Prophet turned out such-and-such man, and 'Umar turned out such-and-such woman. (Book #72, Hadith #774)
Also, our prophet knew there is a need for prostitutes as men need them. But he did not like them getting money for that. He was all for Free sex for all kind of a prophet. That is the kind of prophet one likes. He even did not want us good Muslims to pay extra for interest on our loan!
Narrated Abu Juhaifa: that he had bought a slave whose profession was cupping. The Prophet forbade taking the price of blood and the price of a dog and the earnings of a prostitute, and cursed the one who took or gave (Riba') usury, and the lady who tattooed others or got herself tattooed, and the picture-maker. (Bukhari: Book #72, Hadith #845)
Prophet Mo knew that unproductive people like painters and artists are bad news for any community, so, he cursed them.
Abu Darda' reported:
Allah's Messenger (may peace be upon him) stood up (to pray) and we heard him say:" I seek refuge in Allah from thee." Then said:" curse thee with Allah's curse" three times, then he stretched out his hand as though he was taking hold of something. When he finished the prayer, we said: Messenger of Allah, we heard you say something during the prayer which we have not heard you say before, and we saw you stretch out your hand. He replied: Allah's enemy Iblis came with a flame of fire to put it in my face, so I said three times:" I Seek refuge in Allah from thee." Then I said three times:" I curse thee with Allah's full curse." But he did not retreat (on any one of these) three occasions. Thereafter I meant to seize him. I swear by Allah that had it not been for the supplication of my brother Sulaiman he would have been bound, and made an object of sport for the children of Medina. (Muslim: Book #004, Hadith #1106)
Our wise prophet knew when cursing is most effective: it was during and right after prayer time:
Anas b. Malik reported that the Messenger of Allah (may peace be upon him) observed Qunut for a month in the dawn prayer after ruku' and invoked curse upon Bani Usayya. (Muslim: Book #004, Hadith #1436)
Prophet Mo did know how to judge and handle spousal issues in an effective way. He used cursing:
Narrated Abdullah ibn Abbas: When the Prophet (peace_be_upon_him) ordered a man and his wife to invoke curses on each other, he ordered a man to put his hand on his mouth when he came to the fifth utterance, saying that it would be the deciding one. (Muslim: Book #12, Hadith #2247)
Another thing is that prophet Mo understood our human nature and how we get angry when something is stolen from us. Best is to curse:
Narrated Aisha, Ummul Mu'minin: Ata' said: The quilt of Aisha was stolen. She began to curse the person who had stolen it. The Prophet (peace_be_upon_him) began to tell her: Do not lighten him. (Muslim: Book #8, Hadith #1492)
Ever wondered why Muslim women do not go to graves when a person is being burried. Well, wonder no more. It was because of cursing: